Thursday, April 20, 2006

the early HNT from Guam ... a little late

OK ... I know I said the next post I made wouldn't be whiney-bitchy, but it was. And now, the HNT isn't any barrel of sunshine either.

However, I think it best captures my current mood, situation and feelings.

Fucking bleah™.

That's right, bitches ... I trademarked it!


So maybe the NEXT post will be non-whiney/bitchy/complaining.

I'll see what I can do ... bu don't hold your breath.

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• On Guam, the exchange rate is one U.S. dollar for every Guam dollar.


Kristen said...

Can I trademark "bleck"

Chrissie said...

again... pooooor baby *smooch*



DZER said...

kristen: It's entirely possible. All I know is that "fucking bleah™" is all mine ... and I collect revenues each time it's used ...heh

DZER said...

chrissie: awww ... yer too good to me!!

and hey!!! you gave it away!! Next up was the plan to sell Guam currency to those who read my blog, for a slight charge above the cost to pay for shipping and handling ... LOL

Chrissie said...

aww sorry to spoil yer fun poookie!

DZER said...

don't be starting with the pookie stuff, schmoopie! You're my schmoopie! Yes you are! Yes you are!


Chrissie said...

*preeeen* Yes I am! Yes I am.... gonna hurl! *L*

I gotta git to work... 3 more days!


DZER said...

you lucky wench ... I wish I only had 3 days left ... *sigh*

JD said...

i have a friend from Guam. there you go, another random fact about Guam. ;) great blog.

DZER said...

jd: thanks! Welcome to the Diatribe! and congratulations on being befriended by a person from Guam! heh

Suze said...

Ah, my little Dzer come and rest your head here. You look really tired.

Happy smoochie HNT.

Strumpet said... have really nice eyes, dude.

Truly do.

idobcool said...

Hello, Sir Dzer, Do you know how to get rid of that blogger header bar. I'm no whiz at html and I want to delete the "next blog" & "search" from a blog. It will be a blog for the softball team (12yr. olds) that I coach and I don't want them clicking on anything profane.

Can you help a blogger?

kathi said...

Are you still feeling bad? You look like you're so tired and down. What a different, but real, look for HNT. I want you to feel better babe. Please take care of yourself.

ArtfulDodger said...

Ahh Dude! This thing has got ya down again, sheesh. Have you tried taking your hand off your head? :) Feel better my friend.

DZER said...

suze: you are just too kind ... I will take you up on that offer.

strumpet: aww ... thanks, darlin' :)

idobcool: I'm not sure you can remove the navbar, unless you have your own site to host the blog on. Go to blogger help and type in "navbar" for more info.

kathi: just a little worn down is all.

art: it's almost time to make lemonade behind the silver lining ... heh

SignGurl said...

I'm amazed that you didn't trademak "heh". That's next, right?

Here's a big smooch for you. Cheer up, my dear.

Madame X said...

Wow...your massive meat paw makes your head look really small...:D
Happy Half Nekky day sexay!!!

DZER said...

signgurl: it's coming ... Heh™

see? Heh™

madame x: oooh ... I like the term "massive meat paw" .. ;)

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

That was THE lamest random Guam fact ever.

Please don't apologize for bitching. What the hell are blogs for but for bitching?

Oh yeah, and gratuitous nudity.


Grace said...

I haven't done my fave blog route in the longest time! I'm glad to see you're still here, but sad to see your mood isn't doing so hot these days. Hope you're feeling better... I'll be around more often again, hopefully. Take care of yourself Deeze :)

Natalia said...

Awwww....muchos smooches to the Dzer.


DZER said...

AAG: was it? I was gonna go with "there are 24 hours in the Guam day" ... LOL

and I just feel like such a gloomy gus of late ... I need to perk it up! don't I? hmmm .... and yay for gratuituos nudity!!

amazinggrace: good to "see" you, darlin' ... and yeah, it's been kinda shitty lately ... oh well. thanks hon :)

natalia: ooh ... mucho smoocho ... me likey ;)

Shay said...

do I have to pay you 10cents every time I say "bleah" now?

Dzer! How have you been letting me get away with neglecting your blog!! *sniff* I feel so guilty and I miss you!!

I have to go now, but I'll be back!

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

24 hours in a Guam day? Really? Neat-o!

Bellarosa said...

Cheer up and feel better

happy HNT

DZER said...

shay: only when you say "fucking bleah™" ... heh .. and I don't know how I let you get away with that! I might have to give you a little ... punishment ;)

AAG: it's true! ;)

bellarosa: why, thank you. :)