Wednesday, April 26, 2006

The long-awaited (not) early HNT from Guam ...

I recently bought some-kick ass work gloves for household jobs and other instances when I need to do manual labor — demolishing houses, lugging equipment, chopping down trees for lumber, building skyscrapers, etc.

It's hard to find gloves that I both like and that fit me, so it was a pleasant find. These have little zip lines in the back, at the wrist, that allow you to cinch them up tight, with a clever release so it's not a bitch to undo. Also, if you look closely, you will see little pockets on the back of the middle two fingers. This allows the wearer to easily pull the gloves off by hooking fingers from the other hand into them. Nice, huh?
This is a break from my normal HNT, as some of you may have noticed. Look closely. Look again.

That's right ... I'm wearing a shirt!! No topless DZER this week (for which, I'm positive, many of you are uber-thankful). Though I must confess, I'm STILL half-nekkid ... heh ;)

To the right is me in my bandana. I need to wear this, or one similar, when I do physical, exerting work. Why? Because I sweat buckets when undertaking physical activity (as most fat men do LOL). To keep it out of my eyes (which stings, for those who haven't had to ever exert themselves). If I'm working outdoors, it also keeps my skull from getting sunburned. I usually wear one of these under my golf hat for both of those reasons.

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Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• Guam's villages are "run" by mayors. Currently, 8 villages also have vice-mayors. Until sometime in the late '80s or early '90s, they were called "commissioners." I believe they made the change because commissioners can't travel off-island to attend things like mayor conventions/meetings. Heh.


Chrissie said...

your face looks thinner to me today are you loosing more weight? *smooches*
nice rag lol

Chrissie said...

oh and its only wed! so youre still early!

DZER said...

actually ... I have lost a few more pounds ... combination of sickness, walking a little bit more, and sticking to the more salads and fruits thing ... thanks for noticing! *smooches*

and I'm late by MY blog standards LOL

Suze said...

Wow Dzer, I thought you were gangster tripping there. Can I be your Ho?

Happy HNT my lovely Guam guy.

Kristen said...


da buttah said...

the glove thing?

yea...i have to wear childrens gloves cause m hands are so small. you know how hard it is to find sophisticated gloves in the childrens aisle?!!

happy hnt love muffin!

DZER said...

suze: LOL ... sure ... you can be DZER's skeezah pleasah ... LOL

kristen: thanks darlin! :)

DZER said...

buttah: at least there is a children's/adolescent's section where you might be able to find gloves ... there's usually now "gargantuan hamhand" division in department stores. LOL

and woohoo!! got elevated to love muffin!

thanks, my sex bagel!

Madame X said...

LOL@ Buttah.
I feel ya you can only look so sophisticated with Scooby Doo on the back of your gloves...*sigh*

D-YOu look like you're ready to Busta move there!

DZER said...

madame x: sounds like you and buttah need to form a petite glove support group! LOL

and I'm always ready to bust something ;)

Kristen said...

I'm a dzerette!!!!

DZER said...


welcome aboard.

see madame x about DZERette initiation protocol ;)

DZER said...

and you've been added :)

terry said...

you petite glovers have it easy...

me, i can rarely find gloves to fit my ginormous (for a woman) hands.

at least i don't have manhands. and my fingers are nice and long.


DZER said...

terry: awww ... poor baby ... I feel your pain ;)

Strumpet said...

Fingerless gloves are soooo sexy.

And so are bandanas.

Very nice, Mr. Dzer.

DZER said...

strumpet: I hope to never leave you fingered-less ... umm ... heh

and thanks ... I'm liking the Mr. Dzer thing ... ;)

Shay said...

but your fingers are still going to get dirty!!