Wednesday, May 31, 2006

he's the DZER in disguise ...

OK ... yesterday I said that I planned to use my powers for good rather than evil.

But I just had one of THOSE days, for a variety of reasons. Fucking bleah™.

So, instead of using my vast store of semi-miraculous powers for the good of the earth and its people, I have decided to do a 180 and embrace all that is evil about the DZER.

And trust me folks ... that is a LOT of evil to go around.

I'm about to burst on fire from the amount of sheer wickedness and unadulterated debauchery that lives inside this rather large frame. I am beyond mischevious and into malevolent. I am ready to rampage and wreak unholy devastation. Tremble with fear over that which is EVIL DZER.

Don't believe it? Just check out the early HNT from Guam:

BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!!!


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Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• The Chamorro word for "evil spirit" is "ná ma'a'ñao."

26 comments:

SignGurl said...

You do evil well!

JMai said...

Ok I am a lover of langauges but how on earth does one pronouce that? Na-ma-an-yow?

If I dropped into hell and came face to face with the evil Dzer, I'd run. Coooommmeee baaaacck tooo the goooood siiiddde.

da buttah said...

seriously?

that is the most adorable pic of you, EVER!

least i get to look forward to that luscious smile when i ascend...er, well descend to hell ;)

party on satan!

kathi said...

Oh, c'mon. We all know there isn't an evil bone in your body. You're such a pussy cat. :)

Now, get outta that hell hole. Besides, looks like you're just having way too much fun.

Madame X said...

That's hot D.
No really, you are on fire.

murphy said...

seriously.. Buttah you should get that pic tattooed just above your ass crack

DZER said...

signgurl: you know what they say ... do what you know! LOL

jmai: na-ma-ah-nyow ... close enough LOL ... and good to know the evil emanations are working ;)

buttah: somehow I just knew you'd like it ... wanna see my cloven hooves? ;)

kathi: the pussycat demeanor is a cover to lure unsuspecting sweeties close, so i can devour their souls! and of course I'm having too much fun! LOL

madame x: you're so punny! smokin'!!

DZER said...

murphy: that would be the greatest tattoo of all time! LMAO

Snow White said...

Oooh! I recognize that face! That's the face that I see on my right shoulder trying to talk me into doing bad things! And it's very persuasive!

DZER said...

snow white: careful now ... I'm a large load to hold on a shoulder ... LOL

WryGirl said...

Thank God I don't have a daughter...or a sister...

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

Evil man! Nice 'shopping, baby!

DZER said...

wrygirl: umm ... because you'd have to fight them for me? LOL

AAG: thanks darlin' ... and lovely new flower!

grainne said...

Oh please....you are about as evil as a baby bunny rabbit!

If you would remember to reapply that blasted sunscreen while golfing and go visit the strippers...you would not be such a horny little red deviled dzer !

There are a lot of things in this life that I believe...you EVIL, just isn't one of them ~smooch~

terry said...

how could you possibly be evil with that sweet, silly grin??

nice try, dzer... we know better!

Suze said...

Fantastic! I love evil men they teach you lessons and spank you and... I better stop there.

You make a lovely devil. Happy HNT sweetie. ;)

Girl Behind You said...

Nice Pics!!

ArtfulDodger said...

Evil? Ha! I'm more afraid of clowns honestly. There just ain't no hiding the gleam and smile of the one true Dzer!

ell said...

oh, you lil' devil, you....

;)

Pyrhonik said...

Cool site. Some slick ideas here.

Superpowers come in handy for poker and golf.

DZER said...

grainne: the greatest trick the DZER ever pulled was convincing people he wasn't evil ... heh

terry: that's a maniacal, crazed grin!

suze: hmm ... are you saying you want a good poking? with my pitchfork? heh

girl behind you: *turns around so you're in front of me* ... thanks!

dodger: is that a challenge for me to get all clowny on ya? LOL

ell: that's BIG devil ... LOL

pyrhonik: thanks ... and the powers truly come in handy ... too bad they don't seem to work on the golf course LOL

snavy said...

So, I see I was right about the evil!

Very hot HNT!!

DZER said...

snavylyn: evil is as evil does ... and thanks ;)

RobynB said...

You're such a sassy lil devil!

Great pic

Chrissie said...

here we go.. maybe now i can post?
took FOREVER for the window to come up lol...

looks like we both played with photoshop yesterday LOL Nice! but i dont think i want evil dzer in my comments each day lol err ok each day i post something :oP

DZER said...

robyn: thanks darlin' ... glad you liked!

chrissie: well, we both are graphics masters! LOL

and rats! I was looking forward to putting the horned and horny DZER in the profile pic ... ;)