But I just had one of THOSE days, for a variety of reasons. Fucking bleah™.
So, instead of using my vast store of semi-miraculous powers for the good of the earth and its people, I have decided to do a 180 and embrace all that is evil about the DZER.
And trust me folks ... that is a LOT of evil to go around.
I'm about to burst on fire from the amount of sheer wickedness and unadulterated debauchery that lives inside this rather large frame. I am beyond mischevious and into malevolent. I am ready to rampage and wreak unholy devastation. Tremble with fear over that which is EVIL DZER.
Don't believe it? Just check out the early HNT from Guam:
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Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• The Chamorro word for "evil spirit" is "ná ma'a'ñao."