Wednesday, August 30, 2006

a post sure to disappoint ... some?

OK ... I'm writing this from the office because I'm stuck at work for a little while longer that I optimally want to be, but sometimes that just happens.

Saturday will be crazy in here all day and deep into the early morning hours because of a primary election, but I actually enjoy those frenetic and frenzied days. Plus, there will be lots of free food! LOL

I will be going straight from work to poker, so there's a good chance I won't be home until very late. Because of this, there will not be any early HNT from Guam ... at least not early-early. I'll see if I can take a pic or two later when I get home.

Been a rather boring, uneventful day, but here are some random notes and observations:

• Lunch was carne asada steak, rolled in a tortilla with sour cream and spicy hot salsa. It was a HUGE plate that ended up making 4 rolled steak yummies. Heh.

• Afternoon coffee was a caramel macchiato ... delish!

• I really need to find a good masseuse ... I miss the one that used to come by my old poker game and give chair massages ... *sigh*

• I've gone from $2 million in online poker chips back down to $500K ... bleah. I'll get it back. This I swear!! *insert maniacal cackle here*

• Number of female bloggers I want to bend over my knee and spank: -+-[CLASSIFIED]-+-

• Status of THE FUND: $1,100 and change. Still have to deposit the rolled coins.

• A reason to yell "yay!": This September is one of the two times during the year in which a month includes THREE paydays! Wahoo! And, there is no insurance deductibles taken out of the third paycheck, which boosts the take-home pay a smidge!

• I can't stop loving you. Yeah, you. Of course, you. Who else?

• There is no slower time frame than the last half hour of work (or school) when you have nothing to keep your brain completely occupied ... it just drags on and on and on and on and on and on ... well, you get the point.

• Last time I touched foot in the continental United States: 1989.

• Last time I set food in one of the non-contiguous states of the union: 2001.

• Next time I hope to do both: 2007, at the VERY latest ... but one hopes for 2006.

• Last time I was able to entice a woman to talk dirty to me, on the phone or otherwise ... January. Fuck ... I admit it ... I've totally lost my SWERVE.

• Time since noticing the time dragging and typing this sentence .... 2 entire minutes.

• Screw it ... I'm gonna take off now and check the mail and go to the store and then go to my poker game.


The Savage said...

And your former massage therapist is now typing you this reply....

Kristen said...

Great, it's only 6:30 am and I want one of those steak roll up thingies..........


ell said...

that caramel coffee thing sounded REAL good to me....

have a good one!

DZER said...

savage: I found a better massage therapist after you left ... and a woman to boot LOL

kristen: you have NO idea how good those things are ;)

ell: oh, it was mucho delicioso, darlin'! ;)

Heather said...

caramel coffee??? OMG!

steak roll up thingies.. I'm with Kristen!

I give awesome massages.. lol

spanking female bloggers?? you naughty, naughty boy!!
I typed dirty.. does that count??

Madame X said...

So let's see what could DZER have been doing the last half hour of work instead of complaining about how slow time passes....hmmm...hmmm...Maybe TAKING OFF HIS CLOTHES AND SNAPPING A PICTURE!

jeesh laweese!

DZER said...

heather: it's dreamy! and the steak rocks! ... I'll have to test you out on the massages ... if you do well, I'll spank ya!

madame x: oh yeah ... nothing like stripping in the middle of a giant, open office ... LOL

JMai said...

SWERVE is a very serious thing to have lost! You better make like Stella and get your groove back, pronto!

RobynB said...

Caramel Macchiato rocks! Those are my absolute fav

DZER said...

JMai: what will I do now that I'm swerveless?

robyn b: I love the mix of caramel and coffee ... it rocks!

Oº°‘¨t®ãg‘°ºO said...

I looove those photos! You're lunch is to DIE for and if you find a good massage can you hook me up?

DZER said...

tragic: thanks, doll ... and the lunch was magnifico!

and I don't share massage therapists! LOL

April said...

Ohhh...I need a massage.

classified information? Aw, c'mon, Dzer...share, share. Inquiring minds wanna know.

terry said...

wonderful pics, as always.

and i LOVE those three-paycheck months. i have those again, with this job. yaaaay!

DZER said...

april: inquiring minds will have to remain inquisitive ;)

terry: thanks, doll ... and aren't three-payday months the best?