Tuesday, November 28, 2006

one-worded meme ...

A meme designed to be answered in one word, stolen from the ever-horny Madame X

Describe ...

1. Yourself: Huge

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse): Non-existent

3. Your hair: Shaven

4. Your mother: Motherly

5. Your father: Remembered

6. Your favorite item: Putter

7. Your dream last night: Fragmented

8. Your favorite drink: Coffee

9. Your dream car: Bugati

10. The room you are in: Bedroom

11. Your ex: (CENSORED)

12. Your fear: Failure

13. What you want to be in 10 years? Wealthy

14. Who you hung out with last night? Nobody

15. What You're Not? Svelte

16. Muffins: Blueberry

17. One of your wish list items: G5

18. Time: Immaterial

19. The last thing you did: Shat

20. What you are wearing: Clothing

21. Your favorite weather: Cool

22. Your favorite book: Tolkien

23. The last thing you ate: Hotdog

24. Your life: Pedantic

25. Your mood: Ambivalent

26. Your best friend: Absent

27. What are you thinking about right now? Work

28. Your car (it's a truck): Old

29. What are you doing at the moment? Waiting

30. Your summer: Unmemorable

31. Your relationship status: Null

32. What is on your TV? Football

33. What is the weather like? Hot

34. When is the last time you laughed? Midnight


gab said...

Dzer hun tag your it....please go read my blog for instructions!

Kristen said...

Nice one word meme......thank god for meme's.

Madame X said...

Gotta love a man that uses the past tense of shit!

gab said...

G5? As in Gerorge Forman Grill? I WANT ONE TOO!!!!

DZER said...

gab ... will check it out :)

kristen: thanks! glad I stole it ;)

madame x: happy I could please you with my defactory volcabulary LOL

gab: no darlin' ... G5 as in Macintosh dual Intel-processor driven super computer ... heh

RobynB said...

I love Santa Dzer. The hat works for you.

Great meme!

DZER said...

robyn: aww, yer sweet for saying that ... and it was a fun little meme :)

JMai said...

Stealing memes makes the blogosphere go round. I believe I'll help it along by stealing this one soon! I was wondering what a G5 was.

Cletus the slack-jawed Yokel said...

Whattah co-in-se-dense. Mah favrit Item is mah putter, too !

ell said...


crabcake said...

G5. Most definitely worth wishing for. I finally got mine and she rocks out!
Don't give up on that one. It's worth the wait.

kathi said...

I like the meme, I may borrow it soon. I like the santa dzer, and guy, you're looking good, congrats on the weight loss!

April said...

shaven head, blueberry muffins, Tolkien and hotdogs????

i think i'm in love...:)

SignGurl said...

I was told that Macintosh is no longer making the G5. We are upgrading at work and were told not to get one. The new ones have a Xeon processor. Supposed to be better. I dunno.

Snow White said...

I'm loving this meme! You may be seeing it on my blog soon. And the elf avitar... very festive! xox

Momentarily_Distracted said...

Lurve your answers!

Stealth said...


Snow White said...

It's official... I stole & posted! Thanks for the idea! xox

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