Tuesday, November 28, 2006

one-worded meme ...

A meme designed to be answered in one word, stolen from the ever-horny Madame X

Describe ...

1. Yourself: Huge

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse): Non-existent

3. Your hair: Shaven

4. Your mother: Motherly

5. Your father: Remembered

6. Your favorite item: Putter

7. Your dream last night: Fragmented

8. Your favorite drink: Coffee

9. Your dream car: Bugati

10. The room you are in: Bedroom

11. Your ex: (CENSORED)

12. Your fear: Failure

13. What you want to be in 10 years? Wealthy

14. Who you hung out with last night? Nobody

15. What You're Not? Svelte

16. Muffins: Blueberry

17. One of your wish list items: G5

18. Time: Immaterial

19. The last thing you did: Shat

20. What you are wearing: Clothing

21. Your favorite weather: Cool

22. Your favorite book: Tolkien

23. The last thing you ate: Hotdog

24. Your life: Pedantic

25. Your mood: Ambivalent

26. Your best friend: Absent

27. What are you thinking about right now? Work

28. Your car (it's a truck): Old

29. What are you doing at the moment? Waiting

30. Your summer: Unmemorable

31. Your relationship status: Null

32. What is on your TV? Football

33. What is the weather like? Hot

34. When is the last time you laughed? Midnight


19 comments:

gab said...

Dzer hun tag your it....please go read my blog for instructions!

Kristen said...

Nice one word meme......thank god for meme's.

Madame X said...

Gotta love a man that uses the past tense of shit!

gab said...

G5? As in Gerorge Forman Grill? I WANT ONE TOO!!!!

DZER said...

gab ... will check it out :)

kristen: thanks! glad I stole it ;)

madame x: happy I could please you with my defactory volcabulary LOL

gab: no darlin' ... G5 as in Macintosh dual Intel-processor driven super computer ... heh

RobynB said...

I love Santa Dzer. The hat works for you.

Great meme!

DZER said...

robyn: aww, yer sweet for saying that ... and it was a fun little meme :)

JMai said...

Stealing memes makes the blogosphere go round. I believe I'll help it along by stealing this one soon! I was wondering what a G5 was.

Cletus the slack-jawed Yokel said...

Whattah co-in-se-dense. Mah favrit Item is mah putter, too !

ell said...

memelicious

crabcake said...

G5. Most definitely worth wishing for. I finally got mine and she rocks out!
Don't give up on that one. It's worth the wait.

kathi said...

I like the meme, I may borrow it soon. I like the santa dzer, and guy, you're looking good, congrats on the weight loss!

April said...

shaven head, blueberry muffins, Tolkien and hotdogs????

i think i'm in love...:)

SignGurl said...

I was told that Macintosh is no longer making the G5. We are upgrading at work and were told not to get one. The new ones have a Xeon processor. Supposed to be better. I dunno.

Snow White said...

I'm loving this meme! You may be seeing it on my blog soon. And the elf avitar... very festive! xox

Momentarily_Distracted said...

Niiice!
:oD
Lurve your answers!

Stealth said...

TAG BABY!!!!

Snow White said...

It's official... I stole & posted! Thanks for the idea! xox

It's A Secret said...

stealing