Friday, December 02, 2005

hot diggity DOG ...

OK.

Loyal readers of my blog, those who have been coming here for the last month or so, anyway, know that I've been talking about getting a dog.

Hoping to get a dog.

Planning on getting a dog.

Just waiting for the right moment to get a dog.

Some of you have been bugging me about when I'm getting the dog.

Do I have the dog yet?

Where's the dog?

We want the DOG!!

Well, I've finally bitten the bullet.

Taken the plunge.

Went the last yard.

Gone the distance.

Purchased the pooch.

Yep, DZER now has a dog.

He's small and he's fuzzy and he's brown.

He's got big eyes and is just so cute and loving!!

I'm looking forward to teaching him tricks and taking a lot more photos of me and him in the future.

I'm torn between naming him "Fido" and "Dog."

What's your opinion on the name?

Well, without any further ado ... a pic of my pooch:














LMAO!!!

I keeeeeeeeeeeeel me!!!

28 comments:

SignGurl said...

I already figured you out 'cause that's what I would've done too. You keeelll me, you really do.

mikster said...

Safe to assume it's slobber free, won't piss on the carpet, and doesn't bark....helluva choice....lol

da buttah said...

i say he looks like a cornelious!

but what do i know? i name everything!

DZER said...

grainne: LOL ... and with the riding crop, no less? ;)

gigi: yes I am!

jenn: got a read on me, do ya? LOL

mike: very good points there!

buttah: cornelius? seriously? LOL

chrissie: how did I just know this would piss you off? LOL *bringing it there*

grainne: shit! there goes my post for tomorrow! LOL

mikster said...

Hey Dzer...head over to Steph's blog and vote for the various things she's polling on....perhaps if ya vote for the women you've upset on this post you'll get back into their good graces....lol

DZER said...

chrissie: I don't giggle ... you know that ... LOL but I admit that I am an ass sometimes LOL

mike: you just want me to vote for your moustachioed smile LMAO

Anonymous said...

What with all yer flirting with the ladies and your writing and your "research" for your writing, you ain't got time for no stinky dog.

Now do you? :D

DZER said...

aroused girl: me? A flirt? a writer, yes ... and I'm short on research material at the moment ;)

chrissie: *in best Bill Clinton* I did not have giggling relations with you or any other woman.

LOL

Everything Nice said...

See, now thats the perfect dog right there.

Good job honey!

Suze said...

Dzer,

you just have to call your new non pooping pup, mini-d.

:D

Steppin' On Toes said...

You keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel me too. lol

Natalia said...

THAT IS SOOOOOO MEAN. I was scrolling down like crazy. :(

-N

Oh So Wonderful said...

How about D O G..."dee-oh-gee" for a name. Your initials...well, I dont know about the "oh" and what that stands for in your name but since it's a DOG, name it deeohgee.

Ok, so I'm really weird...

DZER said...

naughty one: just a temporary dog tho ;)

suze: hmm ... that's not bad LOL

jax: awww ... I *heeeeeeeeeart* you!

nat: LOL ... well, I've been told that I'm something of a meanie ;)

oh so wonderful: ummm .... you ARE weird. After all, you're from the south! LOL ... *ducking*

DZER said...

castufari: teasing about dogs?

DZER said...

roximoon: aah ... are you one of those wishing that my doggie will show up soon? LOL

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the kind comments in my blog, dear man.

*smooch*

ell said...

if you ever DO decide to take the plunge, don't get a cocker spaniel! i have what i affectionately refer to as "the cocker spaniel from hell" and she has earned that name, believe me!

as for pup's name, how about dogzer?

kathi said...

You ass.

I'm crossing your name off my Christmas list right now.

Can't believe I fell for this...I'm so easy.

DZER said...

aroused girl: awww ... *blush*

ell: don't worry ... I'm going for a phlegmatic, lazy dog LOL

kathi: LOL ... sorry darlin' ... and I like easy women ;)

mikster said...

But the real question Kathi is....are you cheap?...(ducks)

DZER said...

mike: ahhh ... you look for both traits? cheap AND easy? LOL

Oh So Wonderful said...

Oh I can see you've been bitchslapped by a Southern girl before. You learn quickly! Ha ha ha...

But if I were you I'd be careful of the tilik to the ear or the whiff of the zorie as it flies through the air and slaps you upside your head...Kidding!

Lanya na kinuksika hao lai!

*Chumachalek si oh so wonderful*

kathi said...

mike ~ even if I were, chances are you still couldn't afford me. :)
Yeah, so both of you men can kiss my sweet ass.

DZER said...

oh so wonderful: I thought you might be a deska girl! LOL

ai adai! you used "kinuksika"!! LOL .. and here I thought it was koksika'!! LMAO

no reference in the Chamorro-English dictionary LOL


kathi: I'm know to have no problem with kissin' female ass! ;)

Unknown said...

Hey does he poop lint balls? I actually had a friend who named her dog D-O-G. It got irritating in about a week.

My favorite was a friend in high school whose dad named their dog "Damn Dog." They called him Dammit for short.

Unknown said...

Ohhhhh. Kathi's ass is sweet??? Kewl!!!

DZER said...

sabledawn: LOL ... I was considering stealing a bit from Stephen Wright and calling him "Stay." It would drive the dog crazy: "Come here, Stay! I said come here, Stay!"

LOL

and I'm told it's as sweet as candy!