Thursday, January 05, 2006

May I present my dogs?


Some of you were very skeptical about my dog post below.

I hurts me that you would doubt the DZER. So much so that at least one of you made calls to my home, cell AND work numbers to grill me intensely.

Even though I had a puppy post earlier and posted a pic of a stuffed animal.

I have DO two new dogs.

They are not hot dogs.

They are not corn dogs.

They are not chili dogs.

These two dogs are real. You can hold them and pet them.

Here they are:

Aren't they cuuuuuuuuuute?

Everyone can thank Jax, who is a Guammie gal, for my two new dogs, which shall be named Grrrissie and Grrrainne. Ha! I keeeeeeeeeeeeeeel me.

I can't wait for the day I ACTUALLY get a dog. Why? Because none of you will believe me! LOL ... You'll all be, "Aw, he's just faking again." "He's the DZER who cried 'puppy.;" or similar remonstrations. Heh.


Suze said...

Dzer, the one on the left looks a little tipsy.

Have you been giving the puppies alcohol? LOL

DZER said...

suze: that one is Grrrainne ... she's a little off-kilter, but otherwise fine ... I would never get my lil puppy girls drunk!

You're just hankering for another spankering! LOL

gigi said...

that's just grrrreat DZER.
Maybe when you Grrrrrow up
and get a Grrrrrip on reality
You'll grrrrrab yourself a set of balls
and grrrraciuosly accept the fact
that you need a puppy in your life!

DZER said...

yer just ruffled cuz I didn't name none of the pooches after you ... *pinches yer dagan*

kathi said...

Bite me.

Chrissie said...

mm hmm i think the pic needs a little something... i'll have to work on that today.

DZER said...

kathi: *bites you, but not too hard*

chrissie: LOL ... I need to learn to keep my big mouth shut!

gigi said...

Chrissie-Can I get a dzer butt to put on my blog?

SignGurl said...

Gigi, you are gonna get it if you put DZER's cooly on your blog. Remember, he must have your password since he did your header. I'd hate to think what he might do!

DZER said...

gigi: you're cut off ... don't push your luck LOL

jenn: talk some sense into that woman ;)

gigi said...

whatcha gonna do?
whatcha tryn' do?

SignGurl said...

I shudder to think!

kathi said...

Forget you don't deserve to bite me. Get yourself a dog and we'll talk


grainne said...

ARF ARF.....GROWL ~bites Dzer's pale backside and draws blood~

Oh come on....a puppy would be wonderful! Happy little face to greet you at the door when you get home, wet nose poking you to get your attention, long walks on those wonderful Guam beaches giving you great photo ops and a chance for women to stop you and talk about your puppy. Rides in the truck with his cute little head out the window sniffing the scents....get a puppy!! You are going to be such a happy Dzer when you finally find one that melts your heart...not to mention your life will be so much easier without all the damn nagging !!
~licks nose~

I can't wait to see how many of the Dzerette's end up with your tush photo blinking on those blogs!

DZER said...

gigi: if you only knew

jenn: shudder baby!

kathi: you can't forget me .... or my unusually long and thick fingers ;)

grainne: LOL ... no ass biting!

Shay said...

a friend of mine gave me a tamagotchi for christmas, since I wanted a cat so bad. lol

DZER said...

shay: LOL ... awww ... too cute!