Girl: (taking about feelings…) I'm trying to be Zen about it.
Boy: (on the prowl…) Ah ... *slips my yin into your yang*
Girl: Wait, don't I have the yin? And you the yang?
Boy: Hmm ... not sure LOL.
Girl: I'll google it.
Girl: (triumphant…) Yang is male, yin is female.
Boy: (doh!…) Damn, faux pas.
Girl: If you did have a yin, I'd let you slip it...somewhere.
Boy: (yeehaw! Hmm, need charming line…) Always yinging when I should be yanging.
Girl: Nah, yinging is great.
Girl: Just don't go 'round bragging that you've got the biggest yang EVER.