Monday, January 02, 2006

a recent IM convo ...

Girl: (taking about feelings…) I'm trying to be Zen about it.

Boy: (on the prowl…) Ah ... *slips my yin into your yang*

Girl: Wait, don't I have the yin? And you the yang?

Boy: Hmm ... not sure LOL.

Girl: I'll google it.

Boy: LOL

Girl: (triumphant…) Yang is male, yin is female.

Boy: (doh!…) Damn, faux pas.

Girl: If you did have a yin, I'd let you slip it...somewhere.

Boy: (yeehaw! Hmm, need charming line…) Always yinging when I should be yanging.

Girl: Nah, yinging is great.

Girl: Just don't go 'round bragging that you've got the biggest yang EVER.

9 comments:

kathi said...

So, to clear this up, I'm yin. That would make Marko my yang...
Okay, where did I put that yang of mine?

DZER said...

I always knew you had a yen for yinning yangs ;)

Marcus said...

Ying, yang, who can keep up??

DZER said...

marcus: exactly!!

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

If you find the ever-elusive biggest yang ever, send it over my way, k?

DZER, I KNOW you've got the biggest yang ever, eh?

DZER said...

not me ... I think it's an old Chinese guy ... Yang Hung Lo

also ... I'm not looking for big yangs ... but, rather, tight yins ;)

Suze said...

Dzer, Ying/Yang I'll take either. LOL. ;)

DZER said...

suze: always nice to have a woman who is adaptable and flexible ... ;)

Sid said...

the perfect ying and the perfect yang always fits perfectly!!!