Monday, January 30, 2006

a miscellany of miscellaneousness ...

OK, here’s the deal. I couldn’t come up with anything substantive to blog about today. No cohesive theme seemed to pop out from my daily doings. No singular event stood out or seemed to warrant a full-fledged blog entry.. I’m all out of interesting tags to put my personal spin on. So enjoy the disjointed offerings of a man with nothing to say who simply HAS to say something. LOL

1. Handkerchiefs. Yes, I have them. In fact, I own close to a dozen, and they’re pretty nice ones, too. However, I don’t carry them on a regular basis. If I’m going out for something special, or dressing up, or attending some business meeting somewhere, I will ensure I have at least one handkerchief, and usually two, on me.

2. There IS a cure for AIDS. That’s right; something kills AIDS. You know what it is? Lysol disinfectant. That’s right. Read the can (I did, ironically, while ON the can … heh). It states it clearly on the label: “Effective against HIV-1 (AIDS virus) and difficult-to-inactivate hydrophilic viruses such as Poliovirus Type 1 and Hepatitis A.” This is basic, over-the-counter, Lysol disinfectant spray. I guess the only problem is that if you inject Lysol into your bloodstream, it will not only kill HIV, but also you, in general.

3. I won a corporate award of excellence. It was for a selection of my editorials from last quarter. Yay me! I totally rock! LOL.

4. My mouth is feeling a whole lot better. I’m almost to the point where I will be able to chew fully on both sides. Just letting you know because I had no idea how interested so many of you would be in my oral health. Heh.

5. I watched “Snatch” again last night. It was about the 12th time I've seen the movie. OK, more like 15 or 20, I'm sure. If you haven’t seen this movie, watch it. Go to the store today, rent it, come home and watch it. “Oi fookin’ ‘ate pikeys!” Be forewarned: If you’re not good at understanding accents, you’re going to have to watch it with the subtitles on — and everyone in here speaks English! LOL … This movie also has some of the greatest character names ever! Bricktop. Turkish. Bullet-tooth Tony. Boris the Blade, aka Boris the Bullet Dodger. Frankie Four Fingers. While you're at the video store, also rent “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” and “Layer Cake” at the same time. Watch them all, back-to-back-to-back.

6. Jon Stewart and “The Daily Show.” Stephen Colbert and “The Colbert Report.” There isn’t a better hour of programming on television. ‘Nuff said.

7. I want to move to England. There, I plan to make friends with people who are like the characters in “Four Weddings and a Funeral,” “Notting Hill” and “Stephen’s Friends.”

8. Bleah. I ran out of even semi-meaningful stuff to say back on Point 4. And yeah; I noticed that you noticed.

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• It rained a lot in Guam yesterday.

22 comments:

TequilaGirl said...

Are you feeling alright? I've never seen you without 'something to say'.

*feeling Dzer's head*

No, no temperature. Hmmmm...

DZER said...

oh baby when you feel my head ... *getting woozy with pleasure*

heh

da buttah said...

i love colbert!

and watch "lock stock and two smoking gun barrels"..also by guy ritchie..it was pre-snatch..and sting plays a hardass...FANTASTIC MOVIE!

congrats on the award--see?! everyone knows you totally rock ;)

DZER said...

buttah: slow down the speed reading! I mention that movie! LOL and you're right ... it's awesome!!

and not everyone knows I rock ... but I'm working at spreading the word ;)

terry said...

could not agree with you more about daily show and colbert. colbert is my tv boyfriend, you know...

glad you're feeling better!

da buttah said...

goddamn me and m spead reading!

i stopped reading when you listed all the characters..I AM SORRY!!

forgive me D!! FORGIVE ME!!!

Suze said...

Dzer, I would love you to move to England too.

Happy to hear your mouth is nearly ready for your sammiches again.

Steppin' On Toes said...

I wanna go to England tooooo. Let's go. oh, and congrats on winning. You do rock.

SignGurl said...

You read cans on the can too?

grainne said...

Here I am so disappointed....thought you were about to give me the cure for the common cold and you throw lysol at me. Hankies...~chuckle~ they are old fashioned and you just don't see a lot of guys with them anymore. Personally, I would much rather be offered a hankie than a wadded up tissue out of someone's pocket or purse.

As for your mouth...well we are all interested in your oral encounters...even the ones with the dentist ~pinches~. I love the UK....but then I love accents so it's no shocker that brits turn me on.

DZER said...

terry: they rock ... and thanks!

buttah: the DZER shall consider it ;)

suze: really now? what's the rent like at Fawlty Towers? LOL

Jax: Yes, let's go! We can be roomies and play "Benny Hill" ... I get to be Benny! Heh

jenn: I'm a voracious reader ... if there's nothing else to read in there, I'll read labels! LOL

grainne: you know you were the hankie inspiration! *pinch* ... and I know how much you like my oral updates ;)

DH Spicy said...

I get concerned about your oral health Dzer! Specially when you don't show up at the Gigs! :0

Anyway, sorry to hear about your incident and glad your feeling better!

Chrissie said...

My Poppa always had hankies :) I think you may be the only guy our age who carries them on a regular basis though lol

I havent seen the movies, i'll put em on my netflicks list! Sanks!

Shay said...

The Daily Show is the only news I watch! ^_^ Too bad they don't do a Canadian version...

DZER said...

dh spicy: doh! I can't believe I lingered in bed instead of getting up to participate. I'm SOOOO in the next time!

chrissie: great ... another sign that I'm an old man ... thanks!

hmm ... wait a minute ... you LIKE old fogeys! LMAO

shay: the Canadians are much too polite ... you need to resurrect Floyd Robertson and Earl Camembert from SCTV LOL

kathi said...

I love all those movies! They're some of our favorites.
Congrat's on the award hon. I've never won an award...
I've also never met anyone that carried a hanky except for my grandma...but all the really cool guys in the old movies did.
And I'm so glad you're feeling better.
Hugs babe!!

DZER said...

kathi: cool! nice to know we're on a wavelength ;)

and thanks ... I love awards!

and thanks for making me feel old with the handkerchief thing! :P

Mike said...

Congrats on the award!....And I always have little to contribute on a daily basis in my blog as well....but of course does that stop me?....lol

DZER said...

mike: thanks man ... and you always have a lot to contribute for having so little ... LOL

kathi said...

mike ~ no it doesn't. And because it doesn't I know how you shower, how you pee and what you scratch your nose with. It's all good. :)

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