Tuesday, January 24, 2006

two-fer tuesday ...

This was shamelessly stolen from natalia ...

2 names you go by

• Duane
• DZER

2 parts of your heritage
• Chamorro
• German

2 things that scare you
• The future idiot generations
• Cancer

2 of your everyday essentials
• Caffeine
• Words

2 things you are wearing right now
• Sweatpants
• A smirk

2 favorite bands or musical artists
• Led Zeppelin
• The Eagles

2 things you want in a relationship
• A woman
• Love

2 truths
• You can’t always get what you want
• Shit happens … often

2 things that appeal to you in a woman
• Intelligence
• Humor (especially if she has nice tits)

2 things you want really badly
• To smoke a cigarette
• To smoke a cigar

2 places you want to go on vacation
• Northern California
• Europe

2 things you want to do before you die
• Hit the lottery (WAY before I die ... LOL)
• Have my genius recognized by the masses … LOL

2 stores where you shop
• Cost-U-Less (warehouse store)
• Kmart

9 comments:

Suze said...

Dzer, very interesting insight in to the man no legend known as Dzer. LOL.

Madame X said...

Wouldn't nice tits be considered 2 things?

SignGurl said...

2 things you want in a relationship, "A Woman". LMAO! Glad to know you aren't switching sides.

DZER said...

suze: I'm only a legend in my own mind! LOL

madame x: nope; tits are set items!

jenn: hey, I wanted to make sure I covered the basics. heh

Natalia said...

I think everyone is scared of cancer, D ... I just try not to think about it too often.

xoxox

-N

da buttah said...

cancer is inevitable.

kmart?!! D!!! for shame!

DZER said...

Nat: I used to stand in front of microwave ovens so that the radiation from them would counteract my smoking. LOL

buttah: hey ... Kmart is the MAJOR retailer here ... LOL

TequilaGirl said...

LOL! Great list Dz! YOU DO NOT WANT A cigarette!!! Help me out here! Don't say crazy things like that!

DZER said...

tequilagirl: thanks darlin' ... and I can want a cigarette and not smoke one LOL