Tuesday, February 07, 2006

heh ... this little thinga-majig amuses me ...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Duane!

  1. Duaneolatry is the mindless worship of Duane.
  2. If you toss Duane 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  3. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Duane'.
  4. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Duane Head.
  5. The deepest part of Duane is over 35,000 feet deep!
  6. Duane can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Duane.
  8. Duane is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  9. All swans in England belong to Duane.
  10. Duane does not have toes.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The DZER!

  1. Tradition allows women to propose to The DZER only during leap years!
  2. An average beaver can cut down The DZER every year.
  3. The DZER was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than The DZER.
  5. You should always open The DZER at least an hour before drinking him.
  6. Women shoplift four times more frequently than The DZER!
  7. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up The DZER.
  8. A The DZERometer is used to measure The DZER.
  9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have The DZER for the rest of the day.
  10. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are The DZER.
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almost forgot ... mad props to tequila girl, from whom I stole this thing. heh.

17 comments:

Chrissie said...

lol I like the Duane one... i'll post mine! ;)

but.. ive seen your toes lol

My fave is "Let them eat Duane!"

DZER said...

yes ... the Duaneolatry one is nice too ... as is Mr. Duane Head LOL

god ... please ... let all them ladies eat Duane! LOL

alex and suze ... stay away from my swans!!

grainne said...

Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than The DZER
~snorting with laughter~ Only in his dreams could he manage that much sleep!

Duane does not have toes.
If he doesn't get his backside to the dr for the gross infected ingrown toenail...he MAY end up without toes. However then you could find smaller shoes! ~WINK~

Suze said...

Dzer, take a hit. See Jay over at Mindsprawl.

Now, where did I put that chocolate?

grainne said...

http://www.whopperettes.com/index.html

Okay the let them eat Dzer....maybe that is where Burger King came up with the whopperettes! They will never convince me it was not something created by a advertising executive that was pickle green with envy over the Dzerettes !!

Natalia said...

I am not planning to inject you intravenously or drink you... so I think I am safe. But I do want you to give me at least one of the swans in England ... pretty please?

-N

Steppin' On Toes said...

why leap year?

SignGurl said...

"An average beaver can cut down The DZER every year." Not more often?

You poor thing!

terry said...

damn! i forgot to open the dzer before drinking him!!

ell said...

too, too funny!

a 10 on the dzerometer scale.

:)

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

What exactly is the deepest part of Duane?????

DZER said...

grainne: If I had my druthers, I just MIGHT sleep that long LOL

suze: I got some chocolate for you LOL

grainne: aha! finally I see what you've been ranting about! LOL

natalia: sorry hon ... they're ALL mine! bwah-ha-ha!!

jax: tradition, darlin' ... tradition! LOL

jenn: I'm a HARD wood ... heh

terry: that was impolite!!

ell: glad you liked ... and I love the DZERometer!

always aroused girl: hmm ... it's a toss up between my horniness and my intellect ... LOL

Chrissie said...

If N gets a swan *I* want a swan TOO!! >:o(

and grainne... LMAO! Nice! All those little girls in a pile covered in food... gotta be a fantasy in there somewhere!

DZER said...

Chrissie: I an't giving away no swans!!! :P

and I've already had that fantasty twi ... errrr ... three times ... heh

btw .. you kick the mayonaisse girl's ass ... but get ... umm ... coated ;)

grainne said...

Chrissie....I was telling him yesterday...whopperettes vs Dzerettes. Wrestling in the fixings for whoppers. I am glad it is you in the mayo...~L~! How is the puppy doing?? Giving him lots of puppy stories and making him all jealous and wanting a little one all of his own? Don't let up on him...I am trying to apply a little pressure on this end but I don't think he is listening to me.

yep, it's me.... said...

... the dzer for the rest of the day ... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Shay said...

Ahh... when is the next leap year?