Friday, February 10, 2006

another difference between men and women ...

Friendship Between Women
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day, she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man, who was suspicious and a bit jealous by nature, called his wife's 10 best friends and asked if his wife had slept over. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman, who was suspicious and a bit jealous by nature, called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over. The other two said that he was still there, sleeping.


Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• The Chamorro word for having an affair, or the woman with whom you are having an affair, is achackma'.

24 comments:

SignGurl said...

That about says it all, doesn't it?

Chrissie said...

achackma.. ? is that the word for slut too? *L*

and yes thank you for confirming that men are a buncha liars lol

grainne said...

I just want to know what men who had affairs were called! So there is a derogatory term for the ladies but men end up as studs?

What is the word for slut in Chamorro?? Is there one or is it a spanish word??

DZER said...

jenn: it seems so ;)

chrissie: not technically ... it's just like mistress

grainne: what they're normally called? LOL

Mike said...

So where's the problem in any of this?....lol

DZER said...

mike: I never said there was a problem LOL

Suze said...

Dzer, does this mean men are natural born liars?

With women it's learned behaviour. Probably from men. LOL.

DZER said...

suze: of course it does. it also means we got each other's backs ... a beer commercial put it best:

"I have told a ridiculous lie ... just to cover a friend's ridiculous lie ..."


LOL

DZER said...

angry architect: it's very true ...

angry architect said...

How true it is.

Steppin' On Toes said...

So whatcha trying to say? That men make better friends? LOL.

DZER said...

jax: depends on your definition of "friend" ... LOL

ell said...

love it, love it, love it!!!

ell

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fucking hilarious!!!

Madame X

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two chicks sittin' around talkin'

Oh So Wonderful said...

Pare' - Hmmm....WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU POST THIS? (:

*stumped*

DZER said...

ell: glad you like ;)

madame x: ain't it though?

oh so wonderful: I didn't have anything else to post? LOL

yep, it's me.... said...

ahhhh

it's why I prefer men all the way around....

so your achackma'is kinda like my sancho 'ey?

DZER said...

velma ... could be darlin' ... could be ... LOL

Desireous said...

ROFLMAO Oh my God isn't that the truth!!! Thanks for the laugh!

Hugs
Des

kathi said...

LOL, that's not true. I've lied for friends and they'd definitely lied for me many, many, many times. Of course...that was many moons ago. :)

DH Spicy said...

I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this one! Thanks for posting it.

DZER said...

Desireous: glad you liked it, darlin' ... ;)

kathi: you hung around with a bad element then ... LOL

dh spicy: any mileage I can generate for you, I'm more than happy to provide.

Shay said...

So basically, everyone is dumb - just in different ways
lol

DZER said...

shay: hmm ... good point!! LOL

kathi said...

No doubt, sherlock! LOL