Wednesday, February 15, 2006

I want a cigarette ...

Bad. Really bad. Seriously. I mean BAD.

Maybe I'll settle for a cigar.

I just need a special occasion.

Shit ... Valentine's Day is over already.

Guess I'll have to hold out till President's Day.

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I want a hooker ...

Bad. Really bad. Seriously. I mean BAD.

Maybe I'll settle for a stripper.

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I want a steak.

Bad. Really bad. Seriously. I mean BAD.

Maybe I'll settle for a burger.


Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• Guam is often mentioned as a joke (usually about remoteness) in television and movies. For example, in "Good Morning Vietnam," Sgt. Maj. Phillip 'Dick' Dickerson threatens Airman 2nd Class Adrian Cronauer with having to scrape birdshit off a runway in Guam. The tables are turned, when later the sergeant major is transferred to Guam.

"Guam sir? There's nothing going on in Guam. Why Guam?"

"Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times cause I thought you were a little crazy. But you're not crazy, you're mean. And this is just radio."

18 comments:

Chrissie said...

and? did you give into any of your wants?

DZER said...

I had a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese for dinner ... LOL

kathi said...

I want, I want, I want... Such a man.

DZER said...

kathi: happy valentine's day to you, too! LOL

Natalia said...

Have the fag, have the steak...leave the hooker :)

-N

SignGurl said...

I want IT bad too!

Happy Valentine's, a little late.

Alex said...

I'll take the hooker *SLAP!* sorry Suze.

Shay said...

Aww hun
Happy (blated) Valentine's Day
I think you should have given in to your wants! Did you read my post? Single people need to treat themselves too!

Snow White said...

I can help you out with the smoke and the steak... but you're on your own for the hooker! Happy VD!

DZER said...

natalia: that sounds oddly like "leave the gun, take the canoli" ... LOL

jenn: if you want it, have it ;)

alex: I'm willing to share the hoooker! LOL

shay: all of them? hmm ... maybe next VD ... heh

snow white: you can spare me a smoke and a cut of beef, but won't hook me up with a hooker? LOL

Steppin' On Toes said...

Happy late Vday to you beb.

DZER said...

jax: thanks darlin' ... and right back atcha ;)

Snow White said...

I share my smokes and cook you a steak, and you want a hooker? What am I, chopped liver? ;)

DZER said...

snow white: well, you weren't THAT specific the first time around ... and I hope you're not chopped liver ... I HATE liver ... bleah

*humming "hi, ho! hi, ho!"*

yep, it's me.... said...

steak - don't settle, it sucks

Snow White said...

I'm not chopped liver, nor am I a hooker... but I'd rather pretend to be a hooker than chopped liver! lol I have a pair of fishnet hose...

DZER said...

velma: steak ... it's what's for dinner ... I wish LOL

snow white: that's the best proposal I've seen in a loooooong time. ;)

Snow White said...

Good! So often things don't come across very well in writing... ;)