Wednesday, February 15, 2006

sometimes ...

... you just have to wallow in it, to revel in it. Not for long, not always, but every now and again.

... it's better to be engulfed and not bother raging against the storm.

... it doesn't matter what you say or what you do.

... shit happens and you just have to take it.

... you can catch a break.

... a lie is better than the truth.

... the above statement is completely wrong.

... it just doesn't pay to get out of bed in the morning.

... you have to break with the tried and true, especially after you keep trying and find it not to be true.

... a little gesture is all it takes.

... the big gesture is a complete waste.

... you don't get what you deserve.

... you get exactly what you deserve, but not in the way you thought.

... it's easy to buy into the hype, especially if it's self-generated.

... you think there's actually a small, tiny chance. There's not, but that won't keep you from hoping.

... things work out just fine.

... you tell yourself — or others — that things e worked out just fine. They didn't.

... the grass really is greener on the other side. But that's from the fertilizer.

... when we touch; the honesty's too much and I have to close my eyes and hide. I wanna hold you till I die; till we both break down and cry. I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides.

... you think you're funny and clever when you work a song line into your pretentious little list.

... you have nothing of substance or worth to blog about, so you throw something like this together.

Oh ... and the early HNT from Guam:
the 'stache: week 2

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Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• The Guam National Wildlife Refuge was established in 1993 to protect and recover endangered and threatened species, protect habitat, control non-native species with emphasis on the brown tree snake, protect cultural resources, and provide recreational and educational opportunities to the public where possible. Thanks to the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service, as I took that factoid directly from its Web site.


kathi said...

I think this was great, and babe, that's one of my most favorite lyrics. Thanks for that.
Hugs Dzer.

da buttah said...

talk about summing up how i feel in one post. going into the porn industry?! stache?!! hunny, say it ain't so!

Chrissie said...

Again with the stache?? LOL Give up Hon you dont have enough body hair for that!!

Good Job workin in the song! lol

DZER said...

kathi: thanks darlin' ... glad you liked! *hugs back*

buttah: nail on the head? And you don't like the 'stache? give it a chance!!

chrissie: just gimme like two more weeks to grow it in and then see whatcha think ... LOL

and thanks ... I'm sneaky like that ;)

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

NOT pensive...ok. Gotcha. Not pensive. Anything but pensive.

Kiss. And Happy HNT.

DZER said...

AAG: hey ... if you see pensive, you see pensive ;)

Madame X said...

Look at those pouty little lips!
I just wanna bite them!

DZER said...

dang ... first pensive and now pouty?

I've gotta stick to smirks!

bite baby, bite!

Mike said...

Wear tha 'stache' with some pride dude!!!

DZER said...

mike: it will never live up to your lip caterpillar ... LOL

Steppin' On Toes said...

holy shit i forgot today was wed and tomorrow was hnt. Shiiiiiiiiiet.

Steppin' On Toes said...

Nice HNT Deez.

Hubris said...

Let no one tell you your stache is bunk. That is up to you. Geez... fucking opinions. And on the previous post, I so feel you on the smoking thing. I hate cigarettes but I usually want one all the same. It sounds like your having a rather low day. Bummer dude! I wish I knew what to tell you. Rather not though... folks must refelect in this way.


Hubris said...

Wanna know something funny?

Deez is also my nickname:)

terry said...

i was sitting here thinking how profound this all was until you threw that HIDEOUS SONG in there! aaaagh! dzer, no!!!!

Oh So Wonderful said...

Pare'...leave it up to you to do this! I actually enjoyed it. Then again, the song - such your tradeMARK. Thanks for the smiles.

P.S. I likey likey the stachey stachey...

Snow White said...

I enjoyed your list, and I thought the song was a nice touch! Deep thoughts with a little comic relief! And I'm thinking the 'stache is gonna be okay too!

kathi said...

What'cha trying to grow the upper lip hair for anyway? I don't get why men do it, but I'll just add that to the list of things I don't understand.

yep, it's me.... said...

hi honey - happy hnt -


DZER said...

jax: glad I could serve as a reminder ... and lately I've been looking forward bigtime to your HNTs ;) ... and thanks!

hedonist: thanks for the support ... and into every life, a little shit must fall LOL

terry: so I shouldn't post a karaoke version of it? LOL

oh so wonderful: I'm sneaky about my humor sometimes ... can't always bash them over the head with it LOL ... and thanks for the 'stache support!

snow white: that's me ... the philosopher comic!!! I think, therefore I tell jokes ... heh

kathi: because we can? LOL the bigger question is the women who ALSO can grow hair there ... why DON'T they remove it? LOL

velma: thanks darlin'! *hugs and fondles*

Suze said...

Dzer, come here nestle your head just there. I'll steam up those glasses of yours. ;)

*special hugs and kisses*

DZER said...

suze: ooooh .. a steamer! heh ... sounds hot!!

Christa said...

Happy HNT back :D

SignGurl said...

Aw...I loved the song. The honesty's too much, though, heh!

I wanna lick yer eyeballs, k?

TequilaGirl said...

Don't look so sad!


Happy HNT!

Shay said...

You look so sad!
You're gonna get all hugged out from all of us!!

instead, I offer you a GLOMP!

sassinak said...

oh i loved this list. why did you have to go and muck it up by making fun of it at teh end?

DZER said...

christa: thanks, darlin'! welcome to the Diatribe!

jenn: a fellow eyeball licking fan! LOL

tequilagirl: pensive, pouty ... now sad? LOL ... thanks!

shay: I like masive hugs ... umm ... what's a GLOMP? LOL

sass: I'm a born mucker-upper ... just can't supress my true self ... :)

Natalia said...

Those were great :)