Tuesday, May 09, 2006

getting to know DZER ...

This is your opportunity to find out more about the DZER.

Post a question or set of questions in the comments section — things you to know about me, my life, etc. — and, tomorrow, I will blog my answers.

Be serious or be funny. Dig deep or go for shallow.

Sounds like oodles of fun, yeah?

What's that? It sounds to you as if I was drawing a blank on what to post on today? No shit?


Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• According to the 2000 Census, Guam's population is 154,805. Of that, 42,980 live in one village — Dededo, in the north

It seems as if Madame X tagged me, not realizing I had done the meme below. But, she had some additional parts, and I present them now:

I BELIEVE … I believe in God, the Father almighty, creator of heaven and Eart; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord, who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, dead, and was buried. He ascended into Heaven, and is seated at the right hand of God the Father Almighty. He will judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost, The Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and life everlasting. Amen. (Not necessarily, but amazing how that Catholic memory still kicks in, huh?)

I KNOW … that I’m smarter than most people. And it gives me sense of superiority (and sometimes disdain). This is one of my biggest faults. But I don’t expect you to understand that ;)

I CAN … roll my tongue, remember pi to six significant digits, crush an aluminum can on my forehead, change a tire, burp on command, juggle three items and make an awesome grilled cheese sammich.

I CAN’T … understand why people enjoy texting on cell phones. If you have a phone, and someone else has a phone, why not talk on the phone?

I SEE … the realities of life. But, somehow, I manage — usually — to ignore them so I can retain some semblance of sanity.

I BLOG … because it’s what the voices in my head tell me to do. Shut up! YOU shut up! Fuck you! No; fuck you!

I READ … high fantasy books (Tolkien, Eddings, etc.) for the most part, although I like crime novels and some sci-fi as well.

I AM AROUSED BY … an nice display of cleavage, a woman with a graceful neck and defined clavicle, a sexy woman laughing at one of my jokes.

IT PISSES ME OFF … that I’m not obscenely rich.

I FIND … comfort in small pleasures — a great steak, the lingering of a woman’s lips on mine, the curve of a woman’s breast, the voice of MFP on the phone, the laughter of my godsons.

I LIKE … it, I love it, I want some more of it.

I LOVE … when someone bets big into me and I have the nut hand on the flop (poker terminology, ladies).


SignGurl said...

Going for serious here. Why do you think you are overweight? Is it emotional or physical?

My problem is that I go too long without eating. When I do finally eat I'm ravenous and don't stop until it's too late.

P.S. I love the B & W pic. It's surreal.

Kristen said...

What's one regret in your life?


What's your guilty pleasure?

I wanted to ask 2 questions, so there.

Madame X said...

If you could pick one Author, living or dead, and interview them who would it be and what questions would you ask.

You can only read one newspaper for the rest of your life, which one is it?

"Unrequited love is better than no love" Do you agree or disagree and why?

Your Favorite guy blogger has been bitten on his dick by a poisonous snake while camping with you, do you suck the poison out or let him die?

Why the hell are you still wearing those enormous submarine porthole glasses?!?!

Madame X said...

What if we are the only 2 bloggers left in the universe? Would it be up to us to repopluate the blogger world?

Madame X said...

What if we are the only 2 bloggers left in the universe? Would it be up to us to repopluate the blogger world?

Madame X said...

I've had the nut hand on the flop but I wasn't playing poker!

Everything Nice said...

Ill suck the poision!!! Which blogger guy is it?!?!?

no matter... I love the addendum and I have question:

What in life, makes you feel the most spiritually fulfilled.

Sometimes for me it's a gentile kiss and a sincere "I love you" from my children... but, what is it for you that makes you feel spiritually satisfied?

See, poker is awesome.. I mean, even the name... Poke-her. ROCKS!

Kristen said...

I just read all of the tag again.....

very heartfelt....

Suck it Dzer

Suze said...

Dzer, given that you are the Egon Ronay of the Blogosphere & Guam. Which foods do you not like/make you feel sick? :)

Natalia said...

Who is this woman you love? Or have you blogged about it and I missed it?


terry said...

nut hand. poker. SUUURE.

damn, everybody else took all the good questions.

i got nothin'.

oh. here's one: what's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Chrissie said...

"Why the hell are you still wearing those enormous submarine porthole glasses?!?!"

ROTFL... Thank You!!

Cant wait for these answers!

ArtfulDodger said...

Terry, is that a European or African swallow?

HEY! What's this!? A snake? In my pants... ouch! OH MY GOD!!!!

Dude, seriously, you've got about 150k people on that there island, beautiful as it is, so about 80k women give or take, probably 30k single or young enough to matter and old enough to pursue, what are the odds you'll find that special someone? These are the questions you must be pondering as you consider the future.

Ok, dammit, I care!! Maybe not enough to suck venom out of your dick, but still.

Snow White said...

I've been drinking margaritas tonight, so I don't trust myself to ask a question. But I am laughing pretty big at ArtfulDodger! xoxox