Friday, May 12, 2006

ring-ring .... ring-ring ... *click*

Hafa adai.

You have reached the blog of the DZER.

The DZER isn't available to post anything meaningful on the Diatribe today, so please leave a message at the sound of the beep and he'll get back to you as soon as possible.



Kristen said...

Hey Dzer, it's me....just wanted to say HEY

ArtfulDodger said...

Yo Dman, what's up? Man, where are you?! We're all down at the club rockin' with some hot ass chicks and man... they are all asking for you! So get yer lazy ass down here quick... whoa, hey baby.... gotta go! *click*

Madame X said...

Hey D, it's me.

I saw Captain Nemo today...he said he wants his portholes back.


AlwaysArousedGirl said...

Uh, hi Dzer? Is it?

Wrong number...

So sorry...

(Just kidding! Everyone needs a break now and then.)