Friday, June 09, 2006

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do ...

OK, so I had this great post all planned out.

It was going to have it all -- humor, sex, wittiness, fun, brilliant insight, thoughtfulness, etc.

It was going to be totally gripping, a real page-turner ... OK, scroll-downer, I guess would be more appropriate.

It would shock the world, change lives, foster the development of mankind, spawn a new religion.

But then, I got a phone call.

Poker game.

Try to continue on despite the lost hope that was to be the GREATEST POST OF ALL TIME.

Until later, I leave you with this:



Update:
Ugh ... it turns out that I should have stayed home and done that amazing post. Fucking bleah™.

17 comments:

Kristen said...

Well hell, I had one of those posts planned out too but........blogger screwed that up for me....poker is a much better excuse.

DZER said...

sorry blogger still treatin' you wrong darlin' ... but it turns out I shoulda stayed home LOL

ArtfulDodger said...

yeah, i think we all had days like that yesterday. Lil Deeze is great, more Lil Deeze! And PS: the house always wins.

DZER said...

dodger: it's no Sex Blogger Funnies ... but it is what it is.

and oh well ... just means that I skip strippers for two weeks or so ;)

Mankind said...

Hot Damn!! I've been mentioned in a DZER post.
"foster the development of mankind"
Dzer, anything you can do to help is greatly appreciated. And just a line from my favorite movie Tombstone...
Wyatt: Didn't you always say gambling's an honest trade?
Doc: I said poker's an honest trade. Only suckers buck the tiger. The odds are all with the house.
Anyway, better luck next time.

DZER said...

mankind: always willing to foster yer mankindness ...I'm a natural-born pimp ;)

Chrissie said...

Does lil d giggle if you poke his tummy?

DZER said...

neither of us giggle ;)

Madame X said...

Sweetie, I'm getting a little owrried about you.

Does Li'l DZER really speak to you?

ell said...

sorry the cards didn't fall your way last nite, d. that'll teach you to put your blog on the back burner!

DZER said...

madame x: little Deeze says hush now, woman!

heh

ell: it was just one of those nights ... played the wrong hands, folded hands I should have played ... shoulda just stayed home LOL

Grace said...

Hehe, I love your new 'Lil Deeze' character... too cute.

Anyway, if you want to win at poker, just come over and play me. I've never played in my life so you're bound to take advantage of me... by taking my money, that is.

ArtfulDodger said...

Skipping Strippers... hmmm, sounds like a Broadway Musical, or a Reality Show doesn't it?

terry said...

no one has said it yet?

seriously?

am i going to have to do it?

dz, you gotta know when to hold 'em...
know when to fold 'em...
know when to walk away...

okay, i have to stop myself now. i can't even take it!

Lindsey said...

I know it wasn't what you intended but it was a cute post nonetheless.

DZER said...

grace: can we play strip poker? *cheesy grin*

dodger: With the lead character ... DZER, the stripper skipper! I've already written the broadway score! heh.

terry: eh ... you win some, you lose some.

linny: thanks darlin' ... glad you liked it :)

Shay said...

Have you heard the song "tribute" by Tenatious D?
hehe

this post totally reminds me of that song!