OK, so I had this great post all planned out.
It was going to have it all -- humor, sex, wittiness, fun, brilliant insight, thoughtfulness, etc.
It was going to be totally gripping, a real page-turner ... OK, scroll-downer, I guess would be more appropriate.
It would shock the world, change lives, foster the development of mankind, spawn a new religion.
But then, I got a phone call.
Try to continue on despite the lost hope that was to be the GREATEST POST OF ALL TIME.
Until later, I leave you with this:
Ugh ... it turns out that I should have stayed home and done that amazing post. Fucking bleah™.