Methinks I would have made a good pirate ... super tall, super big, look good in a bandana ... but not a captain. Just the burly, giant first mate, at best.
So prepare to shiver yer timbers, and batten down the hatches, lads and lasses, as the Dread Pirate DZER comes near.
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of dumb!
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