Now it's already Friday here. For those few of you who actually enjoy the early HNT from Guam (internal polling shows 13.3 percent of readers), my vast and multiple apologies.
For the rest of you, sorry, but I'm about to post the late HNT from Guam.
The Lone DZER.
Zorro Needs to Drop 100 pounds.
Super Deeze Waits for His Costume to Get Out of the Wash.
Any caption you want to provide? Feel free.