Thursday, September 28, 2006

freak of the week ...

Lee Redmond, 65, made the Guinness Book
of World Records with her fingernails,
which measure a total of 24 feet 7 inches.

My questions/observations:
• Who wipes this woman's ass after a crap? Seriously; she obviously can't do it.

• Her plastic surgeon has made some good money.

• Gold vinyl pants? Denny Terrio called ...

• Also, I think this is the mother of those ghosts twins from the Matrix Reloaded
The sad thing is ... I'd do her ;)


Chrissie said...

sicko lol

you would not lol

Heather said...

Dzer.. you NEED to get laid.. and NOT BY HER!

DZER said...

chrissie: you sure? ;)

heather: that's the "no duh" statement of the century LOL

snavy said...

She's actually in the guiness book of world records. She explains how she eats, dresses and wipes her ass. Check it out.

Madame X said...

Snav, I don't know if I want to know how she does those things!

Here's the REALLY disturbing thing.
She POSED for that picture.
She got up and saif to herself, "What should I wear and how shall I do my hair, after all millions of people will see my photo!" And THAT'S the outfit and hairstyle she came up with....
Or maybe not!
Maybe her children have to dress her and they enacted their revenge by dressing her this way. They are still bitter from being physically abonded by this woman because she obviously could not care for herself never mind children or grandchildren!

She must lead a very loney life.
How does she open soda cans?

Anonymous said...

How could she? She scares me.

Shay said...

yeah! to grow nails that long she must have to do NOTHING at all ... she couldn't even open a can of pop!

terry said...

shay, i was just about to say the same thing. she can't do ANYTHING with those nails.

how did she get those hideous pants on?

wait! she's just kept them on since the 70's! that explains a lot.