Saturday, September 09, 2006

sorry my lovelies ...

I played a little poker after work, which means that I was late getting to doing my weekend work, which means I was up late editing and writing, which means I have oh-so-cruelly deprived you of a new and scintillating post.

Once I get up, later this morning, I will try to provide you with your deserved daily dose of DZERosity that you all so desperately crave. ;)

Until then, I challenge all of you to post a comment in haiku form.

I'll get you started:

my bed is calling
surely I will dream of you
my tasty wenches



Chrissie said...

The gantlets been thrown
a challenge i cant resist
haiku i do love

sleep well my luvbug
sweet succulent dreams for you
fucking work for me


Shay said...

well as long as it was poker that kept you busy and not something less fun!

SignGurl said...

I don't like Haiku
because I like the rhyming
I suck at this, bye

DZER said...

chrissie: I *haiku* you sooo much! A two-fer!

shay: you have been disqualified for failure to haiku!

signgurl: haiku rocks the casbah! Thanks for playing


Madame X said...

Sleep well gentle man
Dream of strippers galore
and sammiches, yum!

SignGurl said...

get your ass up now
give us a great DZER post
readers demand it

SignGurl said...

P.S. I looked up Haiku and found out what we are writing here is actually Senryū (literally 'river willow') is a Japanese form of short poetry similar to haiku in construction: three lines with 17 or fewer morae (not syllables) in total. However, senryū tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryū are often cynical or darkly humorous while haiku are serious. Senryū do not need to include a kigo, or season word, like haiku.

Heh, Wikepedia!

DZER said...

madame x:

curse all new yorkers
for new yorkers like to curse
fuckin' sum-na-bitch!


hush up now, girlie
don't get panties in a twist
unless you like that


Snow White said...

brightly shines the sun
calling me to come play
wish i was sleeping

but alas i i'm here
i will not return alone
but i would with you

but you are not here
i have bed hair for nothing
might as well stay up

i have things to do
so why am i sitting here
writing this haiku

but girls have to dream
and so hopefully are you
hot sex will abound