Friday, December 16, 2005

DZER has got some set of balls!!

Well, the appeal has been successful!

On Friday, Dec. 2, I put up the post all i want for christmas ... which was about how I really, REALLY wanted to get a set of the holiday balls from Jack in the Box.

A lot of you promised that you would get some balls to me. I'm happy to report that the very first set of balls has come in!! WAHOOO!!!!

This is a complete set of balls: the three holiday balls — rudolph jack, snowman jack, and new year's jack — as well as a new, normal jack.

MAD PROPS go out to grainne, my fabulous friend from Florida! She's proven to me that it's not just psycho hosebeast superslut liars that come from Florida, that there are good people there too. LOL

A little backstory on the wonderful, brilliant, superstar that is grainne: The only person I've known longer is Chrissie. I met and befriended both at a chat site, though in different rooms. *sly wink* I lost touch with grainne for a while until she stumbled upon my blog, and I'm glad she did. *goofy grins*

I'm also sure she is probably a little embarrassed and teary eyed reading this ... *pinching her butt* ... but probably also heavily relieved that I haven't been too detailed in what I revealed about her. LOL

Now, not to say that I doubt any of the many other promises to hook me up with holiday balls, but I guess I'll just have to wait and see what else comes in. If you have sent me some, thank you very much, and I will post a pic of me with your donated balls once they come in ;) ... wow ... that sounded WAY dirtier than even I intended! LOL

This set is going into the office with me for holiday display on top of my monitor ... I will take a pic of that once I get it set up.

Happy holiday balls to all, and to all a good balling!!

35 comments:

Suze said...

Dzer, we don't have Jack In The Box over hear.

However, Alex has offered to give me his balls tonight. LOL.

Alex said...

Dzer,

The cat was actually playing with my balls last night, they fell off {the tree) and rolled acrosa the floor. I'll ask him if you can have 'em.

Suze,

Only if you're a good girl.

Alex said...

Suze,

On second thoughts, only if you're a bad, bad girl.

grainne said...

Sweetie....YOU JUST MADE MY ENTIRE DAY...maybe even my entire weekend ~giggles manically~ However while searching for these elusive little buggers, I found out that JitB has a site where they put photos of all the people with Jack balls! photogallery@apollointeractive.com ! You can even see pictures of other people who love their balls at http://www.jackinthebox.com/jacks_office/photogallery/index.php?f=1

Boy that just sounds way to pornographic for me this early in the morning! ~hops into your lap and HUGS the stuffing out of you~ Gotta love seeing you with that smile!

DZER said...

suze: but will you let him jack in your box, naughty, naughty wench?

alex: make her into a good girl being bad! back to the bike shed, lad!

I lurve you two with all me arse!

heh

DZER said...

grainne: LOL ... so glad I made your day, because you made mine. I checked the post office AFTER a long day at work and just got there in time to get the package, with like only 10 mins. before it closed. As soon as I saw the box, I said to myself: JACK BALLS! LOL

lucky I said it to myself ... people might have freaked in there.

and alluded-to request completed: Photo of me and my holiday balls are on the way to jack HQ LOL ... *smooches*

Lindsey said...

lol...I dare you to wear that out.

DZER said...

Linny: don't go darin' me, darlin'! LOL

plus, those are precariously balanced on my hat; they'd fall off if I took a step.

Of course, if I get a lot more holiday balls, I just might make my own jack-ball hat to wear out! heh!!

Chrissie said...

Nice balls! Can I... touch em?

lol i have your balls im just... lazy and havent actually canned the sauce yet soooo you wont get em until your whole package is ready... but you know i suck.. so if you get your christmas stuff before your birthday consider i have done well this year babe lol... *smooch*

Mike said...

I can't even begin to describe the relief and joy I feel for you on getting a set of balls....lol

DZER said...

chrissie: you know I love it when you have your hands on my balls ... and in my sauce too ... and I do so love how you suck, my lil' suckadee ;)

and I know, just like you know with me, ya know? *smooches*

DZER said...

mikey: don't lie ... you know you are SOOOO envious of my awesome set of balls! heh!

Everything Nice said...

oh oh oh Dozr, I have an awesome idea....

once you get them all, tape them to your desk like the jak ball party in the commercial, then photocopy the bottom of one and leave it on the copier for you co-workers to discover!

God I love those commercials.

And I really am beginning to realize the your balls would look good on my head too.

DZER said...

naughty one: anywhere you want my balls ... anytime you want my balls ... you just let me know

because ... I'm a giver, ya know?

Everything Nice said...

yes, i want your balls. Not the jack balls.

the ones between your legs.... gimme.

DZER said...

cum and get 'em, hot stuff *wriggling eyebrows atcha*

Everything Nice said...

Yes yes, I'm getting Red and Jess together... we should be down by this evening to tag team.

Hope your balls are ready. Don't kill any kittens in the meantime.

so, a knock at your door mid afternoon Guam time... heh, hmmm.

don't be shocked.

DZER said...

OK ... not sure I can handle all three of you ... but goddamn it I would fuckin' die trying for the opportunity!

and you would have to call me from the airport ... heh

Everything Nice said...

no, we like dirty apartments. It's fun!

you could, you could... it would be like a box of chocolates, so much variety...

*and in my best forrest gump voice*

you just never know what yer gonna get!

DZER said...

momma always said:

fuck 'em all dear. the more you bang, the better it will hang.

heh

now serving No. 1!!

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

Can we see yer real balls, luv?

gigi said...

Takes a brave man to post a pic of himself with balls on his head!

~Deb said...

I'm glad to see that you had the balls on your head.........and not on your chin...

*wink*

SignGurl said...

*insert funny ball comment here*

All the good ball comments were already taken :-(

Best of Blogger said...

Your balls are so hot!

DZER said...

alwaysarousedgirl: you never know what Santa might bring ;)

gigi: that's me! big and strong and brave! LOL

deb: LMAO ... yer nuts! I mean MY nuts ... yer chin ;)

jenn: no such thing as all good balls comments being taken. take my balls; please!

mrs. la hooker: I bet you'd like to get your greedy little hands on my balls, wouldn't ya? ;)

Bill Jones, Jr said...

I promise this to be the first and only time I ever say this. "Nice balls, dude." Ew. That physically hurt.

terry said...

that... is an EXCELLENT photo...! too bad you didn't have your balls in time for your company christmas party

DZER said...

sabledawn: thanks ... and thanks! LOL

terry: glad you like, darlin' ... and yes, my holiday balls cum late ;)

Suze said...

Dzer, check your mail. I've sent you a little something from the UK.

DZER said...

suze ... I checked my e-mail ... dzer@teleguam.net ... nothing there hon

SignGurl said...

In further examining this picture, I noticed that you are once again nekkid. How much time do you spend in this state? 70%?

Just askin' so I can fill in my Dzer book that I plan on using to train new Dzerettes.

ell said...

dzer - i am SO happy. for you. and your balls! :)

Shay said...

Yay! I'm so happy that you got your balls!! ^_^

DZER said...

jenn: pretty much all the time LOL

ell: thank you ... feel free to come over and play with my balls ;)

shay: thanks! Me and my balls are happy too! They'd be happier with a little help from you though ;)