A little bit of fun and frivolity for your Tuesday blogging pleasure:
It's time to play that classic game — Who Does DZER Look Like?!?
OK ... not so much "classic" as fun.
OK ... not so much "fun" as "didn't have anything else creative to blog about today.
Geez. You people can suck the fun out of ... Fun Fucking Fridays at Fun-Land ... or something similarly fun.
You all know that I'm a big guy. OK, technically I'm fat.
You all know that I keep my head shaved, at least you do if you've looked an any of my pics. I'm not bald, just shaven-headed.
That combination often evokes imagery of other famous fat, shaven-headed folks.
On any given day, someone comes up to me and asks me if I'm related to one of the following three people:
Buddha, left; Curly, center; and Uncle Fester, right.
Seriously, if you couldn't identify these three cultural icons, you have no business being on my blog. Or anyone's blog. Or on a computer, for the love of Pete. Pete who? Are you fucking kidding me? You don't know Pete? That's it. Leave. NOW!!!
Whew. Excuse me there. I think I need some meds. LOL
OK ... and now for the comparisons:
So what do you think? Am I a Buddha-Belly Baby? A Crunky Kickin' Curly? Or a Fucking Freaky Fester?
Your vote counts! Vote early, vote often!
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