... people are, intrinsically good. That being said, most overcome that to become not-good people. Oh, and all children are evil. It's been proven.
... Oswald acted alone, but only because the CIA, Mafia and Soviets got stuck at the airport.
... like Crash Davis, in ... "the small of a woman's back ... the sweet spot ... opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and ... in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." Great movie, Bull Durham.
... there is life elsewhere in the galaxy and universe. But I also think they couldn't give two shits about us.
... the greatest sport is professional American football, and only at the NFL-level — not of that European league or indoor arena crap either.
... one day, through the grace of the golf gods and sheer, dumb, blind luck, I will hit a hole-in-one.
... nobody's cooking will ever live up to my parents' cooking.
... the vast majority of television is utter crap.
... we should be able to choose fewer cable channels for less money. I mean, how many of us need or want 50 channels, let alone 500? Cable companies should offer packages that let us pick the few we truly want and will watch.
... the Beatles are vastly overrated. They were a good band and had some influence, but they aren't all they're made out to be.
... most modern art is total shit ... especially the shit that's spread on a canvas, hung on wall and proclaimed to be a "statement about modern life."
... the Bible has some good stories and lessons, but shouldn't be taken literally.
... it's hard to beat: a great meal; a good woman; a day on the golf course; a cigarette after fucking.
... sammiches are underrated as a food group.
... a large percentage of music made in the last 20 years is absolute garbage.
... people who stick around a poker hand chasing a gutshot straight all the way to the river no matter how much is bet and then catch it are going to be fucked by the cosmos at some point in time. Hopefully VERY soon.
... I am too tired and sick to do this post justice, so I'm going to go to bed now.