Thursday, December 08, 2005

excuse me, while she kiss my eye ...

One of the things that sucks the most about being single and not in a relationship is not getting kissed. Not being able to kiss.

I LOVE kissing. The feel of soft lips on mine. The slight pressures, the little licks and nibbles. The slip of tongue between lips and past teeth. Tongue touching tongue.

Not just lip-locking either.

A woman's lips on my neck, soft and gentle. A woman's lips on my neck, hard and hot. Wet kisses on my ears. Hot breath making the little hairs on my neck stand on end with pleasure. Those sultry whispers of steamy air in my ears, promises of pleasures yet to come.

I indulge in the long, lascivious, luscious and lingering lip locks, but just about any kiss will do. Kisses during sex, before sex and after sex are good. Kisses with teasing women who will never let you sleep with them, but let your hands roam free and your lips engage with hers.

Even the quick little kisses are nice. The ones shared between friends on the cheek. When I was younger, I hated the whole "kissing greeting" thing, but now I enjoy it. It's another chance to feel lips on my skin.

Which is why I hate the fucking air kiss. Cheek-to-cheek with the smoochy face but lips touching only air. What's the point? If you do this, fucking stop it. It's fucking stupid. If you don't want to kiss, then don't fake kiss.

I enjoy the soft pecks on the lips, friendly but chaste. I have a couple of female friends who kiss like that, usually just at the edge of the lips.

I love a good smooch. A slippery smack. A buttery buss. A brushing of lips.

Once, in the depths and darkness of a strip club VIP room, I was making out with a very hot, very sexy, very kissable stripper.

God she was SO good to me. I guess it had something to do with all the money I paid her. LOL

I'm sitting back on a coach, she's stradding my legs, her arms around my neck, my arms around her waist. OK, one hand on her ass, squeezing, the other on her tit, squeezing. This is the woman who taught me "how a woman kisses another woman."

"Close your eyes," she whispers huskily in my ear, her breath hot on my neck, tongue teasing the lobe.

I comply.

Her lips touch mine, her tongue snaking between my lips briefly. Then her mouth is moving up my face. Slowly. Wetly.

Her mouth settles over my closed right eye. There's a bit of pressure as she sucks, creating a vacuum. Her tongue pulses against my closed eyeball, again and again. She's making out with my closed eye!

It sounds weird. I know. I recognize. I see that. But fuck it was one of the hottest kisses I've ever had, and it was over far too quickly.

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• The Chamorro word for kiss is "chiku."

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Addendum: Totally forgot to give ya'll the link to last week's installment of Jingle George. So here it is: Click here for Jingle George!

56 comments:

Natalia said...

Yaay I am the first! Kissy kissy from me.

*smooches*

-N

Suze said...

I don't know why I thought about this but I did. Are you ready?

Being kissed by a moustached elderly relative. Yuck.

Oh, I just killed the moment. Sorry. LMAO.

Dzer come close. Kissy, kissy.

sugarpunk said...

and how much was that kiss?... good lord you shold have at least gotten "off" ... LOL

nice piccy DZ.. *KISSES* (lots of them)

gigi said...

OK, I'll admit it.

I just kissed your picture.

DZER said...

nat: yay for me and for you! *kissies*

suze: well, I haven't had any of THOSE kisses! LOL ... *moves in close for the kissy kissy*

sugarpunk: well, you don't wanna know my full tally for that night ... LOL *leans in for lots of kisses*

gigi: LMAO ... did you want me to e-mail you a life-size version? LMAO

Chrissie said...

i still think that story is weird... ive kissed a lot of things (areas) with tongue... but never and eyeball.

Tell me that girl wouldnt have POKED ya in the eye if you deserved it? *nods* YES she would!

DZER said...

you know you wanna kiss my eyeball ... after you poke it

heh

*kisses ya where you like it*

Chrissie said...

PS... nice new profile pic Jingle!

DZER said...

Thanks, Chrissie baby ... *under the mistletoe smooches*

Chrissie said...

i might kiss an eyeball... ive skimmed over eyeballs with lips before... ive never tried to SUCK one out of a socket and run my tongue over someones lashes lol

and no... if i poked ya in the eye... sharp stick or not... i wouldnt be smoochin ya anywhere... i'd still be mad at ya cuz you would have DESERVED it!

DZER said...

you seem really intent on poking out my eyeball.

I'm gonna have to keep you away from all pointy and sharp objects.

and that means NO Red Ryder Air Rifle for you!!

Chrissie said...

Everytime i call ya jingle i think of the Santa Claus is Coming to Town movie...
"Blah blah blah blah BLAH, Jingle"
"Blah blah blah blah, Jangle"

which leads me to....

"I'm mr.heat mieser! I'm mr.sun!... i'm mr.heat mieser! Mr.101!" *dancin*

Chrissie said...

Welll... i wouldnt SHOOT yer eye out... sheesh... just poke it had enough to make that squishy sound!

Chrissie said...

had = HARD lol

MG said...

ahhh....a man that understands the meaning of kissing....

Everything Nice said...

Dozie - First of all I love the new profile breakdown.

I hate pina coladas dude, seriously... just fucking hilarious.

Secondly - yeah, kissing rocks the soul no matter how it's done.

DZER said...

chrissie: LMAO ... I'm Mr. Freezemeister, I'm Mr. Snow! ... LOVE that one!!

and stop with the eye poking!!!

mg: come a little closer darlin' ... let me show as well as tell ... *wrigglin' eyebrows atcha*

naughty one: thanks, darlin' ... glad you like ... and c'mere and gimme a kiss with those tasty lips ... and THOSE tasty lips ... ;)

Chrissie said...

Its my fav one lol... poor lil... is it Blitzen? in the pound?

We always tease AJ that he comes from that family with the big teeth... Because he looks just like the kid with the huge teeth LOL

My family is so sweet to each other

DZER said...

LMAO

that's my second fave one ... I'm Rudolph guy ...

"Nobody wants a Charlie-in-the-box! Or a choo-choo with squaaaaaaaare wheels!"

I was actually gonna blog on this later in the week. maybe I should have people vote on fave christmas claymation? LOL

Chrissie said...

Hmmm maybe i should blog about it NOW and beat you!

Of course i cant really do the charlie in the box impression sooo maybe yours would be better *rme* LMAO

DZER said...

I love it when you "play" the bitch at me ... LOL

maybe we can do it like the old Saturday Night Live news team, Dan Akroyd and Jane Curtain.

I could say: "Rudolph is the best"

and you could say: "Duane, you ignorant slut"

LOL

SignGurl said...

I have to be honest here and say ewwwwwww on the eyeball kiss. I'm with Chrissie on brushing lips against an eyeball but not sucking on it. *shivers*

I'm guessing that this was her way of not kissing you on the mouth?

Still Searching... said...

Mmm, quite a delectable post. Kissing...a wonderful, and often overlooked, art.

Deb said...

kissing...yes!!! never get quite enough of that.

Mike said...

You almost had me til ya mentioned tongue...lol

grainne said...

Closed eye....you couldn't just eliminate the whole mental picture of someone sucking on your eye could you?? EEWWWWW

It would have been less freaky to say "her tongue pulses against my eyelid"...the whole eyeball thing makes my skin crawl...~shudders~

~smooch to the back of the neck~

Chrissie said...

Mike... so you'd kiss Dz as long as there was no tongue? Hmm.. i'd pay for that LMAO

grainne... never heard this story before?? You've known him almost as long as me! LOL I've been treated to the image MANY times...

Jenn... THANKS! lol Can you imagine?... Oohh baby.. c'mere... i wasnna suck yer balls... yer eyeballs that is!

Hmm...

*makesnoteforfuturephonesex*

*ROTF*

DZER said...

jenn: ewwww all ya want ... it was hot! LOL

still searching: thanks ... and isn't it?

deb: never, ever ... *sigh*

mike: LOL

grainne: it wasn't an open eye!! LOL *pinches ya hard*

chrissie: you just hush up now, you eyeball pokin' meanie!!

SignGurl said...

*Kisses Dzer's.......cheek* There's a smooch for ya!

Oh, I almost forgot, here's an eyeball poke from Chrissie.

Chrissie said...

Dz... MAKE me... :oP

Jenn... LMAO! ^5's nice poke! I heard it squish from here!

Shay said...

Lucky for you New Year's eve is coming up! Isn't kissing manditory that night?

SignGurl said...

^5's back to ya Chrissie. You heard it from here? That WAS a good one!

DZER said...

jenn: don't you start! damn eyeball pokers

chrissie: I order you not to post another comment for at least 4 hours! LOL

shay: *sigh* don't remind me ... I can't remember the last time I was kissed on New Year's ... that it wasn't a stripper, anyway

jenn: I'm cutting you off from the baby blues :oP

SignGurl said...

I've noticed that you are really mean to me. :( I didn't see you cutting Chrissie off.

*sticks tongue out and licks yer eyeball*

DZER said...

jenn: *pinches yer ass*

Steppin' On Toes said...

k I totally admit I do air kissing a lot but only to relatives. Kissing is such an art. I've only met a couple of guys who really know how to do it.

DZER said...

jax: you air kisser! and c'mere and test me, please ;)

Oh So Wonderful said...

Wait...did I just click on Dzerotica? Or did this just ooze out from over there?

Air kisses are reserved for those who you HAVE TO AMEN but don't necessarily WANT to kiss... you know what I mean. Air kisses are also for the men who come up and kiss me when I really don't want a kiss from them. Yuck!

Only a few men (and women) get my lips...it's that precious!(:

DZER said...

oh so wonderful: LOL ... well, if and when we do meet in person, I will get to see if I'm worthy of yer lips ... LOL

and there IS a hot new poem up on DZEROTICA ;)

Oh So Wonderful said...

Wait...did I just visualize Mike giving Dz a kiss? WWWWOOOOOWWW...

Crap, I spend way tooooo much time here. Time that I really like. Oh, this is making me think naughty thoughts. Was that your intent, Dz? 'Cause you know, we're all naughty in some way...but some of us resist and go to confession! Ha ha ha - I'm laughing at myself as I write that 'cause I know it's a crock, if I've ever heard me out loud!(:

Ok, stop, stop...

DZER said...

oh so wonderful: I love a girl who's freaky in the morning ... LOL

amarilloroad said...

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gigi said...

Way to rock the Comments there, Jingle Man!

A year with out a Santa Claus is good but Rudolf Rocks!

"She thinks I'm cuuuuuuute!"

"A Sack full of toys means a sack full of joys for millions of girls and foe millions of boy when Christmas day is here the most wonderful day of the year."

"I want to be a Dentist."

I could go on and on and on...

Chrissie said...

You ORDER ME??

LOL Kiss My Ass... I wish i had checked this from work!... although.. wait that was at like almost 2 and its just after 5! HA!! YOu can shove your ORDERS right up yer own ass!

DZER said...

gigi: LOL ... glad you agree!

chrissie: fuck! I forgot to check the time! I should have said THREE hours! LMAO

Chrissie said...

HA HA well you DIDNT.. cuz yer a Looooooser

DZER said...

that's me

can't-get-a-gal luh-hoooser

*bleah*

Chrissie said...

oh dont be a pissy shit *kick*

terry said...

eeuw, what's with all the eyeball talk this week, dzer??

**shudders**

and you know... the thing with the air kissing? keeps our lipstick off your face.

i'm a huge fan of real kissing, fyi. i'm just saying.

DZER said...

chrissie: always with the violence ...

terry: it's national eyeball week! and I still maintain that air kisses are pointless ... bring on the lipstick

and from one fan to another *smooch*

~Deb said...

Talk about 'eye candy'! ;)

DZER said...

deb: are you saying you want to eat my eyeballs?

M said...

I love those kisses that end up on my neck; sucking, licking, biting. hmm

DZER said...

m: those are good ones alrighty ... :)

terry said...

you know, i once dated a guy who confessed to me that he would wait until my lipstick wore off before he would kiss me.
and my ex-husband used to get annoyed when i reapplied my lipstick. so i guess i just assumed that most guys were bugged by the stuff!
i should have known better... considering what losers these two turned out to be!!

terry said...

oh... and *smooch* back at ya!