Sunday, December 04, 2005

too uninspired for much more than this ...

Inside The Actors Studio questions

These are the 10 questions that James Lipton asks those he interviews on Bravo's "Inside The Actors Studio," and my answers. Feel free to "steal" and do on your blogs.

What is your favorite word?
Christmas.

What is your least favorite word?
Unrequited.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Connection and rapport.

What turns you off?
Hypocrisy.

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.

What sound or noise do you love?
The low, soft moan of a woman while my mouth and tongue are on her.

What sound or noise do you hate?
"Taps" being played and "Amazing Grace" done on bagpipes.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Acting and/or stand-up comedy.

What profession would you not like to attempt?
Politician.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Hello there, Duane. Your dad's waiting for you."

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• The main road on Guam is named in honor of those who lead the Liberation of Guam: The U.S. Marine Corps. It was "Marine Drive" for decades, but recently was clarified to "Marine Corps Drive."

25 comments:

SignGurl said...

Do you think you will attempt comedy or acting?

You KNOW that if there is a Heaven, that's exactly what He would say!

Everything Nice said...

HOLLA. Give it up for the marines honey!

damn. i really shoulda stopped drinking at like 3am.

Umm, I may use this... I dunno. But damn the whole sound a woman makes thing is awsome.

awesome.

ell said...

What is your favorite word?
Action!

What is your least favorite word?
Thank you, next! (sorry, 3 words)

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Great material.

What turns you off?
Nasty people.

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.

What sound or noise do you love?
Babies laughing.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Someone berating another person, especially a child.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Nothing other than theatre interests me.

What profession would you not like to attempt?
Law.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your sister's right there, she's been waiting for you.

d - you forgot the one about "what's in your refridgerator". clementines & seltzer.

DZER said...

jenn: I dunno hon ... maybe someday ... and thanks *smooch*

naughty one: a lil bit of a hangover? LOL ... and ooh-rah, baby!

and thanks *sly wink*

ell: nice answers! and I took the questions from the show's page ... didn't see the refrigerator question LOL

Mike said...

I pretty much know who'll be waiting for me at the pearly gates....just not sure that's the gate I'll arrive at...lol

DZER said...

mike: I like the Eddie Murphy line: "I know I'm going to hell and I don't want to wait in any lines. I want a seat on the Hell Express!" ... or words to that effect LOL

gigi said...

Favorite word-onomatopoeia.

Least Favorite word-Diarrhea, hate to say it...hate to do it!

What turns me on on-laughter!

What turns me off-meaness

Favorite curse word- shitfuckdamn!

sound I love-the sound of an orgasm

sound I hate -the sound of pain

profession I'd like to attempt-chef

profession I wouldn't like to attempt-anything that would put me behind a desk!

"Well done!"

DZER said...

I like your modified curseword ... and we like to hear the same kinda things ;)

Chrissie said...

What is your favorite word?
Love

What is your least favorite word?
Cancer

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
My muse, My God, My heart

What turns you off?
Lying

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck!

What sound or noise do you love?
Music

What sound or noise do you hate?
AHHhhhhhhh (“Think the most annoying sound ever” from Dumb and Dumber)

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Gold Digger *L* If only I could set aside my morals for a while ;)

What profession would you not like to attempt?
Car Salsperson.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Wow! You dodged that bullet for a long time! 80! Good for you!

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

So, just curious...would a loud, heavy moan from a woman be a turn-off, then?

Everything Nice said...

Holy SHIT! You said ooh-rah!!

That's it Dozie, Im wearin the dress blues for ya honey.... with a naughty garter underneath.

Hmmm.

Suze said...

Dzer, did you get your pussy email? LOL.

gigi said...

Whoa! Dzer gets pussy email?

Did you bring enought for the rest of the class Miss Suze?

DZER said...

chrissie: great answers! gold digger! LMAO

always aroused: no, i like all kinds of feminine moans ;)

naughty one: semper horny! LOL

suze: hmm ... not yet ... I'll have to go check! ;)

gigi: LOL .. quit trying to horn in on my action!

Grace said...

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What sound or noise do you hate?
"Taps" being played and "Amazing Grace" done on bagpipes.
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Why is it that I feel a little insulted? sniff sniff... :(

DZER said...

amazing grace: LOL ... sorry darlin' ... I hate those songs in that manner because they always remind me of funerals.

amazing grace on the piano or sung a capella or any other way is fine by me ;)

kathi said...

great questions and great answers from everyone.
*Waving at Chrissie* :)

DZER said...

kathi: there were some great answers, weren't there? where's yours? *poke*

kathi said...

Ass.

favorite word ~ love you (yeah, it's 2...get over it)

least fav. word ~ no

turns me on creatively... ~ music

turns me off ~ ego's

fav. curse word ~ crap or pooh (I never cuss in person, but I do sometimes when I write, key..whatever)

sound I love ~ Charlie's laugh, sounds like a flowing, bubbling brook, honest.

sound I hate ~ phone ringing

wanna be profession ~ photojournalist for Nat'l Geographic

wanna not be profession ~ daycare

what I'd want to hear God say to me ~ "Well done, good and faithful servant".

DZER said...

I love it when you call me "Ass" LOL

and great answers, pooh-mouth!

M said...

What is your favorite word?
meandering

What is your least favorite word?
moist. eww.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
knowing that someone believes in me/thinks I can do it/gives a fuck.

What turns you off?
injustice

What is your favorite curse word?
fuck.

What sound or noise do you love?
ice-cream truck.

What sound or noise do you hate?
someone hurling.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
journalism or child psychologist.

What profession would you not like to attempt?
professional panhandler.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"I forgive you and just between you and me, you're a pretty cool chick. Also, the all you can eat ice-cream is on ME".

terry said...

LOVE your answers, D..

and how funny that so many of us choose "fuck" as our favorite word...!

DZER said...

m: great set of responses! I like people who share the same favorite curse word LOL

terry: thanks, doll ... and "fuck" is such a GREAT fucking curse-fucking-word LOL

terry said...

fuck yeah!

Wenchy said...

Yip, I like saying FUCK allot.