The mad and often disjointed rantings of a large man. Warning: Posts on this blog may not be suitable for younger readers.
deb ~ did you buy the 2 ply today?
I did, it was fabulous. Did you get yours?
lol that is NOT your real laugh lolits SORTA like it but there is more giggling sometimesmore of a chortle. but it was very dezer-ish.. that little sigh in the middle lol*smooch*HAM
no, can you slip me a couple of sheets under the door?
*waving at Chrissie*
I can't spare a square. Sorry. Hiya Chrissie!!!
Great, so I'll just sit here if I can't wipe. Thanks, budddddy
Remember my 'cha cha' story.
awwww, hell no
Okay. Suit yourself. I'll be in the next stall over if you need me.
where's dzer when you need him????
I think he's nearby... I hear a laugh... Kathi---do you hear that? Dzer?
wait, what was that? was that a laugh or a giggle? No, that was a great big ole' tickle my toes kind of laugh....DZER??????
you two need help. seriously.*continues laughing*
I'm typing from the psyche ward right now Dzer, how much more help can I get? *sigh* Ah well. Time for the meds.
Am I the only sane person here?
dzer, I'm stuck in the stall...can you get me a roll please?
debs being a really selfish seinfeld bitch with me
how in the hell did I get in the ladies room?
Kathi, wipe your own arse and leave me be! I told you---STOP PEEPING OVER THE STALL! Once you seen one, you've seen them all. OH Sable, yes you are the only normal one here. Where's my damn nurse???
deb ~ it's not like I enjoy slip sliding in my own pee. Quit making fun of me....*sobbing*, just leave me alone.dzer ~ where's the toilet paper???
Where the hell's the door to this place? LET ME OUT!!
Kathi, you gonna get a restraining order against me? "Deb can't go in any comment section that Kathi goes in."Cry baby.Dzer, can you pass her a damn square!
bill ~ get me some tp and I'll show you the door. Don't get to close to deb though, she's got this strange look in her eyes, she's scaring me. DEB ~ get outta my stall!!
Kathi, I LOVE those thongs---Victoria's Secret? What are those? Wow... *drool*
freaks.*lobs in some toilet paper*sable: seriously ... what are you doing in there. WHO are you trying to do in there.Can you film it?back to work. meeting time. urg.
OWWWWW!!!! You didn't have to hit me! *hmmph*DZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dang, girl, they're not a sling shot, get your finger outta there!!!DZER!!!!!
dang, I shoulda brung my camera.
*posing* Wait---this is my good side... No wait.... here... Better? (_|_)
DZER's gonna be mad he missed this.
shoot away, sable...no matter the angle...all good sides. :)
*piped in music starts playing the muzak version of Whodini's "The Freaks Come Out at Night"*
You wanna see freak? I'll show you freak....DEB, Dzer wants to see you!
Is this considered blog harrassment, Dzer?
lol, this is one entertaining comment section! Ya'll are great :)P.S. love the laugh Dzer
Take it up with Judge Judy, Deb...she'd chew you up and spit you out!
we love you too grace!
Was that for me?
mmmmm Judge Judy... she's HAWT!
~^~^drops on the floor and passes out~^~^~Nite nite. Sorry for the mass blogs. Go to sleep Kathi- it's a school night! Goodnight Dzer sweetie- I LOVE your laugh by the way! :)
you're such a sick pup, deb. HUGSbtw, the kisses were to me.
they were multiple kisses... I've got lots to give away! ;)
gigi: ya like?chrissie: shhh!! and I don't giggle! those are manly chortles!!deb and kathi: you two are a curly short of the Three Stooges ... wait a minute! I'm shaven headed! I'm fat! Why you I aughta ... woob-woob-woob-woob! Nyuk! Nyuk!amazing grace: I get any of them kisses, eyeball thief?
That was SOOOOOOOOOO funny.
Miss a day, miss a lot. :(
wenchy: glad you liked it darlin' ... and welcome to the Diatribe :)jenn: I missed most of it too ... was at work when the nutjobs went off LOL
I'm back. Oh you haven't heard the last of me darling. I'm ADDICTED now. MuA hA hA hA hA!!!!!!
Sorry I couldn't check this last night, blogger was down.I tried though!Fucking hilarious Dzer, sorry I missed the fun.ciao
deb: you evil, evil lesbian!! all set for tp?naughty one: yeah; blogger was a total bitch. and most of us missed out on the fun ... unless you were kathi or deb ... those nutjobs LOL
Very nice, Dzer dear. Very nice indeed.
In all the years, I owned Ms Kitty, she has never scratched me...until this morning! Sitting with her on my lap, I opened your audio blog only to have her freak out and gouge my thigh open as she tried to escape the laughter echoing in the predawn silence! If I die of cat scratch fever ~chuckles~ it's death by audio blog! You have a great laugh but I think it sounds a little forced. I am with Chrissie...I would be willing to bet you can giggle just like a girl when something strikes you the right way.
Dzer, at least two of those kisses were meant for ya. And you'd better watch yourself, or I'll come after your baby blues ;)
always aroused girl: glad you enjoyed, darlin' ... :)grainne: LMAO ... ya poor thing ... hehamazinggrace: I'm taking both then! and come on ... I welcome all challengers ;)
I hope you're not ripping me off of a kiss grace! You better not hold out on me!
deb: hah!! I took two, kathi took one ... that means none for you! neener-neener!
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