Sunday, December 18, 2005

a little something for the sexy people ...

OK … this one is for all of my DZERettes out there … LOL

A few of you have used this term and, I must admit, it’s QUITE flattering … LOL So, to recognize the fine, foxy, fabulous femme fatales who consider themselves DZERettes, I have a little present for you:

Snazzy, huh? LOL

If you want to proclaim yourself as an “official DZERette,” you can now add a button to your blog sidebar. Here are the instructions.

Go to your dashboard and select “Change Settings.” Then click on “Template.” Scroll down and place the following code somewhere between your links and archives … or wherever along your sidebar you want it to appear.

<p>
<ul><center>
<a href="http://dzerland.blogspot.com/">
<img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/dzerland/dzerette.gif"></a>
</center></ul>
<p>


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addendum note: if things look a little too cramped with the addition of the button, add <p> both before and after the tag. It will give you a little more room above and below it.
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The code includes a link back here to DZER’s Diatribe (because I’m a self-indulgent attention whore of a ham!)

Save the changes to your template and voila! You are now an DZERette!!

43 comments:

gigi said...

Duane baby, the next itme could you do it in pink? The red kind of clashes a bit. Isn't the full title Dzerette Vixen Force?

DZER said...

I do all this hard work for you and the other DZERettes, and this is the thanks and gratification I get?

hmph.

someone needs a spanking!!

heh.

gigi said...

*leans over sofa lifting up official Dzerette vinyl mini skirt*

Mike said...

Is it safe to assume this is an act of self promotion?....lol

DZER said...

mike: did you pick up on that? and yer just jealous you didn't think of it ... plus the "Mike-ettes" sounds sucky LOL

Natalia said...

So people can just decide they are worthy. I thought people had to be designated Dzerettes. Hmmmm.

-N

DZER said...

Nat ... I'm not sure if there are any parameters. a few of the ladies that come here — grainne, gigi and signgurl, that I can recall — like to use the term. As far as I know, there is no initiation fee or custom.

Basically, if you're into DZER and female, you can be a DZERette.

But then again, I'm just the DZER ... I don't know how the social hierarchy and ranking go in the DZERettes ... there may be an Alpha DZERette ... but I'm just a clueless, knuckle-dragging hunk of meat when it comes down to it. LOL

Girls? DZERettes? Any thoughts on this?

Mike said...

Mike-ettes?....sounds like a cloning experiment that went awry.....way awry...lol

Suze said...

Dzer, you'll be moving in to Dzer Mansion next complete with grotto.

:)

Alex said...

*assumes hi pitched voice*

Can I be an honorary member?

sassinak said...

i don't really do buttons, you'll have to content yourself with your link :P

:)

props for your mad skillz though!

gigi said...

Let's see the Dzerette parameters?
Hmmm.

We have a pledge.

I (insert dil..i mean name) Promise on my honor to do my best to fulfill all of Dzer's horniest dreams by faithfully reading the Dzer Diatribe and leaving pithy and erudite comments.

We have a secret greeting involving nekkidity and touching...wanna see it?

DZER said...

mike: exactly!

suze: but you and alex will still come to visit me when I'm rich and ostentatious about it, yes?

dame alexis: but of course, darling!

sass: I'm a born settler .. and thanks!

gigi: If you say so! LOL

gigi said...

'Bout time you got your butt out of bed!

SignGurl said...

*jumps up and down (trying to hold down the breasts)* Woohoo!!!! I'm officially a Dzerette now!

DZER said...

gigi: hush now ... you were taken care of ;)

jenn: you always were ... now you just have proof! LOL

Big Pissy said...

I saw your button on Signgirl's blog and had to come check it out.
You are too cool!!!! heh heh :)

SignGurl said...

See above comment. Now you know who's workin' for you baby!

gigi said...

D-You should know by now that I'm never satisfied.

DZER said...

big pissy: I'm the baddest of the bad, the coolest of cool ... LOL

signgurl: that's my girl ... workin' it for me in grand fashion ... *hand you your cut and spanks you along*

gigi: oh, I know ;)

kathi said...

Wanted to wish you a merry Christmas, sweetie.

da buttah said...

yay! i'm in a club!!

The Girl Who said...

Dude.. stumbled onto your blog and that is cracking me up.. You are hilarious!

DZER said...

kathi: hey doll, right back at you ... and the whole kathi clan and family as well!!

buttah: and it's one of those really cool, classy, exclusive clubs! LOL

thegirlwho: why thank you ever so much ... nothing like being able to make a woman laugh without having to get nekkid ... though sadly enough that's happened as well ;) welcome to the diatribe!!

Grace said...

I wanna be a Dzerette too!!! I'm adding the button too and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

DZER said...

amazinggrace: welcome to the DZERettes ... the official name, according to Gigi, is DZERette Vixen Force ... so don't be surprised if you get called up for a dangerous assignment or two! LOL

Grace said...

Dzer... Danger is my middle name! lol, I've always wanted to say that :P

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

I love it! I'm officially in the club.

DZER said...

amazinggrace: stolen from austin powers, but I love it! LOL

alwaysarousedgirl: welcome aboard, sexy ;)

terry said...

i wanna join! i wanna join! pick me! me!

* ! Libraaaa ! * said...

wow what a great idea! how come i didnt think of doing something like this? lol :p

DZER said...

terry: feel free to enroll yourself as a DZERette. All you have to do is copy the code as instructed above. Oh .. and read gigi's comment. something about sex. Heh.

libraaaa: thanks! I guess my genius beat your genius to the punch. Then again, my profile pic WAS going to be me in a sexy pair of panties and thigh-highs ... so you got me there! LOL

yep, it's me.... said...

i am a self indulgent attention whore too!

darker_shade_of_me said...

Yay! I'm a Dzerette now, too! *blows kisses at the Dzer*

So...what's this nekkid touchy feely supah sekrit "handshake" thing??? *giggle*

DZER said...

velma: good for you! wanna self-indulge together some time? ;)

darker_shade: welcome to the DZERettes, darlin'! *hugs and gropes*

Shay said...

I NEEED to be a Dzerette!!

I actually was shocked to discover that I didn't already have a link to you on my page!! O_o

Indigo said...

*gasp*

How was I NOT a Dzerette already !!

*quickly takes the pledge*

I Grumpy Bitch ( a.k.a. Grumps, GB, prairie girl, etc, etc...) Promise on my honor to do my best to fulfill all of Dzer's horniest dreams by faithfully reading the Dzer Diatribe and leaving pithy and erudite comments that are likely to inclued many typos.

Tara Tainton said...

I wanna be a DZERete!! Definitely don't want to be left out of the fun. I can't believe you don't even ask us to get naked for the honor! ha! I would've flashed you for the button...shhh, don't tell anyone. ;)

I've got the button on my Tara's Trysts blog...hope you don't mind me adjusting the size to fit my site design. ;)

xoxox
Tara

melanaise said...

wait...there are no qualifications?

I can just decide to be in this group?

you don't even make us do some torturous quiz?

Wow...

Spitfire said...

FINE!!! I fucking cave. It was alex's comment...

Alex I don't care how you try to change your voice we all know you are a hot ass male...

And your wife is even hotter, and a great nurse I hear ;-)

sigh...

I do read this site everyday. *grabs code*

Spitfire said...

FINE!!! I fucking cave. It was alex's comment...

Alex I don't care how you try to change your voice we all know you are a hot ass male...

And your wife is even hotter, and a great nurse I hear ;-)

sigh...

I do read this site everyday. *grabs code*

Spitfire said...

I hope you are happy mister.

Vic said...

Clearly I'm a little late at this, but I do read you every day, I have added a button, and I would be honored to call myself a DZERette. Hehe.