Sunday, January 15, 2006

the ABCs of the DZER

Once again, a chance to learn a little more about the DZER.

And, once again, I steal from tequila girl ... LOL

~A is for age~
37 — *sigh*

~B is for booze of choice~
Vodka … though it’s rare for me to drink.

~C is for career~
I have been, am, and likely always will be
a journalist/writer.

~D is for your dog's name~
Fuck, why did this question have to come up?
I still don’t have a dog or puppy,
and don’t have a name picked out
for when I finally DO get one ... LOL

~E is for essential items you use everyday~
My Mac, truck and air-conditioning unit.
It’s hot here on Guam … LOL

~F is for favorite song at the moment~
Hmm ... no favorite song at the moment.
I'm sooooo outta touch LOL

~G is for favorite games~
Poker and golf.

~H is for hometown~
Well, I was born in Rome, N.Y. I was in a military family,
so don't really have a "hometown," per se ....
but I consider Mongmong, Guam, to be my “home village.”

~I is for instruments you play~
Define “instrument” … heh.

~J is for jam or jelly you like~
Actually … I prefer preserves.

~K is for kids~
None … that I know of. Wow! That’s STILL funny! LOL

~L is for last kiss~
The other night at the strip club … tongue and all. Heh.

~M is for most admired trait~
What I admire most in others? Or myself? LOL
in either case, intelligence/humor … can’t choose.

~N is for name of your crush~
Orange … though Grape Crush is good too.
Don’t like Pineapple all that much.

~O is for overnight hospital stays~
The ones related to my spinal tumor
when I was a kid. Since then; none.

~P is for phobias~
There are things and situations that are a bit scary to me …
but nothing that would qualify as a phobia.

~Q is for quotes you like~
“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.”
— Martin Luther King Jr.

“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
— Mark Twain

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
— First Amendment

“All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre—
The Feast is over, and the lamps expire.”
— "The House Of Caesar" by Viola Garvin,
the last words written by Robert E. Howard.

~R is for biggest regret~
Not doing more to have … no … nevermind.

~S is for sweets of your choice~
Red licorice, chewy peanut butter cookies,
fudge, divinity

~T is for time you wake up~
Usually not till after 9 a.m. LOL

~U is for underwear~
The password is: commando. LOL

~V is for vegetable you love~
Potatoes. I know some people consider them
to be a starch and not a vegetable,
but those people are wrong.
Mashed, fried, baked, scalloped … I love taters!!

~W is for worst habit~
the ones the nuns wear ... hate those!

~X is for x-rays you've had~
I’ve had a LOT of X-rays over my life,
too many to document here.

~Y is for yummy food you make~
An amazing steak spaghetti.

~Z is for zodiac sign~
Capricorn — maybe that’s why I’m always
as horny as a goat? LOL


gigi said...

OK, WTF is steak Spaghetti?

I'm going to bed!

Happy Birthdaaaaaaay Mr. DZEEEEEEEEEEEER

Suze said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DZER. *hugs & kisses*

SignGurl said...

Steak Spaghetti?

DZER said...

gigi: steak spaghetti is spaghetti in a tomato sauce ... but instead of meatballs, I braise chunks of steak and then cook it in the sauce for hours ... so it falls apart at the touch of fork and absorbs all that tomato goodness

and thanks!!

suze: thanks sweetie ... and thanks again for the card :)

jenn: see above, darlin' ;)

gigi said...

DAYAMN D! That's good!

DZER said...

gigi: oh, it's goooood LOL

TequilaGirl said...

Potatoes! Yes! I love them. Before I had my son I would just make me a big plate of mashed potatoes for dinner. MmmmmmmMmmmmm!

DZER said...

tequilagirl: I LOVE mashed taters with gravy ... mmmm back atcha LOL