Wednesday, March 08, 2006

lookee at the early hnt from guam ...

I've worn glasses since I was a young lad.

I almost went with "little kid" there ... but we all know that me and the word "little" don't mesh all that well. LOL

I actually need to go get my eyes re-checked and prescription upgraded. And, apparently, according to some folks (glarin' at Chrissie LOL) I need to get some smaller frames. Why are all the cool frames, or even the decent ones, so expensive? Fuckers.

So ... speaking of glasses, I thought I'd share a special pair of mine with you.

Without any further ado, I present ... DZER in beer googles!!



Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• The word for "beer" in Chamorro is "setbesa." Do you want a beer? ¿Malagu yu setbesa?

22 comments:

Snow White said...

Niiiice, DZER! Happy HNT to ya! I have a hard time twisiting my hands that way... short arms, maybe?

Madame X said...

Goof!
Nice forearms!

DZER said...

snow white: it's all about practice, darlin' ... c'mere ... I'll help twist yer arms ;)

madame x: guilty! and fanks!! ;)

kathi said...

Get them checked before you get your apt! Sorry, remembering seeing roaches for the first time when I moved to Texas and saw the apt. I'd prerented from Indiana.

Oh yeah, the hnt...you're such a goofball.

Anonymous said...

You are quite a goof. Kiss.

DZER said...

kathi: I checked it out already; it's clean. There is an inspection phase before they turn over the key. and thanks for the goofball reference!

AAG: That's two goofs, one goofball. I guess I'm doomed to goofdom. LOL

QUICK JOKE:

Judge at Mickey and Minnie's divorce hearing: Mr. Mouse, did you say your wife is crazy?

Mickey Mouse: No, your honor, I said she's fucking Goofy!

LMAO

Hoochie Mama said...

LOL! Happy HNT! Cute!

DZER said...

tequila girl: aww ... thanks! *smooch*

DZER said...

murphy: LMAO the big owl frames? like Jiminy Glick? howzabout all retro 1950s with the horn-rims?

hell ... I just need glasses that will fit my noggin.

DZER said...

chrissie: yeah, you know me and putting things in my eyeballs! LOL ... hmm ... maybe lasik?

and me? blinged up? DZER Blingy-Bling? heh

terry said...

i think some big ol' blingy frames are totally the way to go.

funny, when i'm tipsy, i can't make my hands do that... so i'm cracking up that those are your "beer goggles..."

idobcool said...

I had my eyes zapped(LASIK) about 6 years ago and I'd recommend it to anyone. Best money ever spent. You can still wear fancy glasses if you want, you just won't need prescription lenses. I was pretty much blind and had a detached retina a few years before the lasik and it still worked for me.

SignGurl said...

You know, big glasses are coming back into style. You're ahead of your time.

The 'stache is filling in nicely! You kinda look like Zorro.

DZER said...

terry: ya think so? hmm ... will have to consider that ... and lotsa girls lose control of their fingers while intoxicated LOL

idobcool: just a matter of saving enough cash to pay for the lasik ... damn insurance companies!!

signgurl: maybe an austin powers pair of glasses then? LOL ... and thanks! *smooch*

Sunny Delight said...

gotta love those goggles, amazing how you twist those hands around...mmm what else can you do with them? HHNT!

DZER said...

sunny delight: oh darlin' ... I have all kinds of mad skills when it comes to my hands and fingers ... heh

Suze said...

Dzer, you look cute whichever goggles you wear. Come here for an HNT smooch.

*hugs and a jiggle*

DZER said...

suze ... yer just sooooo sweet ... heh

*comes for the smooch*

*takes the jiggleness*

mmm ... *smooches*

heh

.- said...

hugs sweeetie

DZER said...

velma: thanks, darlin' :)

Shay said...

Eek!

Can't you see right though clothes with those?!

DZER said...

why yes I can, my pert-breasted, hard-nippled, sexy young graduate student ... heh