Well, here's what I came up with ... enjoy!
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IN THE NEWS
BEIJING (Reuters) - Striptease send-offs at funerals may become a thing of the past in east China after five people were arrested for organizing the intimate farewells, state media reported on Wednesday.Just in case you're wondering, the is EXACTLY how I want to go out! Instead of "Amazing Grace" or other traditional funerary hymns, there will be a mix of stripper songs with several exotic dancers disrobing atop my rather large casket! In lieu of flowers, please bring dollar bills with which to tip the strippers. LOL
Police swooped last week after two groups of strippers gave "obscene performances" at a farmer's funeral in Donghai County, Jiangsu province, Xinhua news agency said.
YOU'RE ON NOTICE!!
Fellow fans of the Colbert Report are well familiar with Stephen Colbert's penchant for putting people, things and bears "On Notice!"
Well, I contacted my good buddy Stephen (fellow journalists and all) and he put up my personal current "On Notice" list. Wasn't that nice of him?
Note: The DZER will accept no guff from Canadians. After all, you ARE "On Notice!"