Wednesday, August 09, 2006

testing, one, two ...

The previous post below was a cleverly disguised psychological test. Don't be ashamed if you just thought it was one of those meaningless, mostly boring posts put on a blog at the wee hours of the morning. Yes, I was evaluating all of those who chose to comment.

Devious, aren't I? Heh.

Here are some of my findings.

• Only one person said, "Bless you" in response to my "sneeze." I attribute that to the general lack of manners and politeness in America these days ... though I expected better from the Canadians! LOL ... either that, or you thought I was fake sneezing, so you didn't bother to grace me with a "gesundheit."

• Many people are hungry for pie, though one only asked what kind. What if it was cow pie? LOL ... And one person went beyond the question and asked for ice cream as well! The nerve! LOL

• Three people noticed the belt comment. Yes, somehow I'm continuing to lose weight; who knows what will happen if I actually started exercising regularly.

• No, I'm not moving to Kentucky, though I might be convinced to make a side trip there. ;)

• Most people don't have the breadth and depth of experience with strippers that I do ... and that probably means that I'm a very sad case ... LOL

The other conclusions I ascertained will be kept private, to protect the innocent ... and the not-so-innocent ;)


Miscellaneous mystery state factoids: 6.2 million residents; highest point of elevation, 1,257 feet; average winter temperature, 25 to 35 degrees Fahrenheit ... ugh.

17 comments:

Cletus the slack-jawed Yokel said...

Whot ? I dunt git it....

Natalia said...

I clearly missed the experiment. I think it's the time difference. :( But I did like the pic.

-N

da buttah said...

I don't even remember if i commented. FUCK!

I still heart you :)

SignGurl said...

I still want pie, even if it's a cow pie (but not if it's squishing between my toes). Makes me nostalgic for my childhood.

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

Only you would offer cow pie! I wanted pecan pie! If you offer just pie, then that means we get a choice. :D

Congrats on the belt. I totally lost track of that part in all the other stuff. You rock.

Mimi said...

Well what kind of fuckin pie is it?

TheMissouriSavage said...

Hoosier Hill, Indiana is 1237 feet so I would have to guess that the mystery state is umm Indiana!

Chrissie said...

LOL @ mystery state.. you like it chilly anyway!

Your Welcome! (post below)


Lets experiment with the excersize thing! Walk 20 minutes a day n see if that helps! Wheres that damn puppy??

Suze said...

Congratulations on the weight loss. I think we could work some more off if we went to see the strippers together. ;)

Kristen said...

Well hell

*goes in corner and pouts*

DZER said...

cletus: that's OK ... LOL

nat: sorry darlin' ... and thanks :)

buttah: I still heart you too ... and yer cleveland cleavage! ;)

signgurl: that's the spirit! LOL

aag: pecan? seriously? ;) ... and thanks!

mimi: so curious!!

savage: you google monster!!

chrissie: ;) ... to be sure! and ... we'll see ... LOL

suze: thanks darlin' ... and why would I go see strippers if I had you around? *slips a fiver into your garter*

KJ: a visit isn't enough? LOL

Chrissie said...

You know.. you should be afraid of living TOO close to me *L* Cuz you know i'll be kickin your ass into gear... RIGHT?

I DO have a dog or 3 you could borrow n walk.

DZER said...

chrissie: you know I have a healthy fear of and respect for you ... LOL

and like you'd part with one of your pooches!

Knight said...

Dz: are you coming to the States next summer??? If so, we should play golf somewhere... that would be a hoot. (I'm assuming that from the comment you left at my blog)

Knight said...

http://geology.com/state-high-points.shtml

DZER said...

knight: I'll let you know, buddy ...

Heather said...

WHAT??? TEST???!!! You didn't say ANYTHING about a test!!!!!

What the hell???

(I think it was me that asked for icecream..lol..can't have pie without icecream!)