Tuesday, September 19, 2006

I meme, therefore I ... meme ...

I stole this from heather, who in turn stole it from robyn.

1. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
That I would heartily enjoy it … hell, I’ll even take sex WITH the emotional commitment … I just need a good banging. LOL

2. Do you bite your toenails?
Do I look like I could bite my toenails? LOL

3. Are you a jealous person?
Yes … hell, I even get jealous in situations in which I have no business being jealous! LOL

4. What are you allergic to?
I’m allergic to some food additive … though I have no idea what. Three times, I’ve gotten a splotchy face, nausea and perpetual vomiting after meals … all different foods. The first time I also got vertigo. If my insurance covered the test, I’d find out what. Until then, it’s a crap shoot.

5. What books, if any, have made you cry?
Does crying out of boredom count?

6. Does it get annoying when somebody says they'll call you, but doesnt?
Nobody ever says they’ll call me … I do find THAT annoying. LOL

7. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Not a real flavor, per se, but I love me some ice cream sammiches. Guess I’m just a sammich kinda guy. LOL

8. If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest what would you say to them?
I’d give it a shot, at least one date, to see if there just might be something there … and, again, there’s the possibility of the unemotional sex thing. LOL

9. What would you rather be doing right now?
Playing golf or poker … for a sec I thought this said “who would you…” LOL

10. What song lyrics, if any, are stuck in your head at the moment, if any?
None, thank the gods!

12. What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
The first one that I can remember … was a homemade costume that consisted of me in jeans and shirt … but with a tie-around fabric mask (two holes cut out) and a cape (extra material from my mom’s sewing supply tied around my neck).

13. What's your favorite TV show, now or in the past?
NFL football. I loved “The West Wing” when it first came out. Right now, in terms of a series, probably the “CSI” franchise. Love a good forensics show. LOL

14. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
I get along with both equally well, I would say. I prefer the opposite sex though … something about cleavage. LOL

15. Can others make you cry easily?
Not really.

16. Who was the last person to piss you off?
Myself. I’m good at that.

17. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
I’m an editor … duh! However, I have learned to restrain myself with people online, though when I first started chatting it drove me bonkers to see all the bullshit that was being used. LOL ... And why is it considered "picky?" I think the question should be, "Do you give a rat's ass about spelling and grammar and, if not, why the fuck not?"

18. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
Have you seen any photos of me? LMAO

19. If you could be any type of fruit what would you be?
Probably a coconut. It’s from the islands, has several layers to get through before you reach the good stuff … and you get juice as a bonus to the meat! LOL

20. Were you a "planned" child?
Yes. And, as a child and adult, I was/am fond of planning. LOL

21. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
3 sneakers (1 old pair), 1 casual, 1 dress, 1 golf, 1 yore’ (flipflops).

22. What was the last thing to scare you?
Can’t remember offhand … I’m not the type that scares easily … probably a friend’s illness.

23. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
If I get five, I’m solid … I prefer 10-12 LOL.

24. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
I rarely drink … sometimes nothing hits the spot better than an ice-cold beer … but I’d probably have to go with kamikaze on the rocks.

25. When was the last time you saw a rainbow?
Couple of days ago.

26. Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Besides myself? LOL

27. What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex?
Besides nice tits? Sense of humor -- someone who’s funny and thinks I’m funny.

28. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Define “covered.” Probably not the circus freak with the body suit, but I have nothing against a chick with tatts. Hubba-hubba! Heh.

29. Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
Yes … unless the woman asks the guy out.

30. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I’m looking at getting another tatt in the near future.

31. Which do you make: wishes or plans?
Both ... but I only count on my plans with any degree of confidence, and even then ...

32. Can you speak any languages other than English?
No habla EspaƱol … Nihongo no ie hatashimasu.

33. What is your favorite salad dressing?
When it’s done very well … Caesar’s.

34. Have you ever fooled around with someone and not remembered?
Nope … I have a very good memory … LOL

35. Have you ever dated one of your best friends?

36. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Why would I tell you?

37. When was the last time someone hit on you?
LMAO … shyeah! As if!

My Favorite Person pointed out that there's no No. 11 on the list ... LOL ... I checked the two I stole this from and there's no No. 11 on those either ... ain't she just soooooo smart and cute?

And then ... she leaves me hanging with what she's gonna put for 11, then doesn't put one! Grrrrr!!


ell said...

first two days in a row...lucky me!

i'm SO with you on the ice cream sammiches!

snavy said...

1. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? - It really sucks but being married it's the only kind I get. D'oh!!

I liked the way you answered them.

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terry, queen dork said...

aww, that's an awfully cute pic of your first halloween costume.

and you are hereby forbidden from making any more negative comments about your appearance. not only are they inaccurate, they're BAD FOR YOU.

i know my fellow dzerettes will agree with me...

DZER said...

ell: congrats!! and aren't ice cream sammiches the best?

snavy: LOL ... I like your answer too ;)

snavy: LOL ... I like your answer too ;)

terry: don't I look every inch the superhero? lol ... and I missed the last part ... heh

terry, queen dork said...

dzer, dzer, dzer.... what ARE we going to do with you??

Chrissie said...

Terry.. if you can get him to stop with the self depreciation i'd be very impressed. I've gotten to the point where I just roll my eyes and skip that part.

Dz... love your list! Even if you do talk badly of someone I love *piiinch* I'd so flick your ear.

DZER said...

terry: I think the question is ... what do you WANT to do to me ... heh

chrissie: that's a lot of eyerolling!

and glad you like it ... but stop with the pinching! ouch?

Chrissie said...

blah blah you like the pinching, damn liar.

and LOL not my fault you didnt notice! DORK!

Madame X said...


Thanks for the grammer restraint. I'd know I'd get a failing grade.

#11 Boxers or briefs?

DZER said...

chrissie: tease! and you're the numbers whiz ... I'm the words guy ;)

madame x: I need a theme song ... as for your #11 ... commando ;)

Heather said...

WHAT??!! damn.. I didn't even notice.. damn.. I guess if I would have typed it all out instead of copy/paste I might have noticed..

Have a great day Dzer!

snavy said...

ooppss - didn't know I posted twice.

My bad.

ArtfulDodger said...

Amazing how many of these answers ended with LOL! You must have had a good time writing those.

crabcake said...

OOOO. Cool. Another CSI fan. Criminal Minds is good too.

LOL! You're a good question answerer, D. Yeah, I know answerer isn't a word. Just screwin with ya.

Kristen said...

I so didn't notice the missing #11.......oh well

Love the costume.....

I like peanut butter but no celery

DZER said...

heather: It's the case of the missing No. 11 ... lol

snavy: no worries, darlin' ;)

dodger: the little things in life give me joy

crabcake: criminal minds rocks! I love the whole psychological forensic FBI stuff!

kristen: most of us didn't ... and who likes celery? lol

Momentarily_Distracted said...

Cool answers, Dzr! :o)

I stole your meme...and didn't add an eleven to the list.
Let's see if anyone else notices.

SignGurl said...

*pinches little DZER's cheek* You are so adorable! Notice how I said STILL.

DZER said...

momentarily distracted: thanks hon ... and steal away!

signgurl: watch with the pinching! no one ever listens to me LOL ... and thanks! ;)