Tuesday, November 08, 2005

mail call!!!

OK, the "Snail Mail DZER" campaign is off and running!



I received the first submission, as seen above, from the lovely and talented grainne. I got a Halloween card, an envelope with tons of Muppet stamps on it, a funny bumper sticker *pinches grainne*, and a lovely refrigerator magnet. If you can't read it, it states: "mile high club airlines: come see why we have the best service in the sky."

Note: click on the pics for a bigger, more detailed image.

Now grainne was lamenting the length of time it took for the United States Postal Service to deliver a simple card to Guam. I have discovered the problem — a little numerical dyslexia on grainne's part with the zip code ... LOL ... darlin' ... it's 96921, just for future goodies ;)

But isn't it a cute envelope? Check out the back — tons of Halloween stickers! Now, don't you all feel sorry that grainne beat all of you in the snail mail contest? What? You didn't know it was a contest? C'mon folks ... it's ALL a contest!!

Random Guam Fact Of The Day
• Guam is located at latitude 13°30' North, longitude 144° 40' East.

16 comments:

da buttah said...

*looks around*

i don't even e-mail people back! and that's instant gratification!

but....i suppose in my anti-holiday spirits i could find something to send you......


...beware though...if it snows before then, it might be a pig-heart....i'm not one to hide my jealousy ;)

DZER said...

chrissie: hello ... it's a NEW contest! :oP

though I have to admit I still have all kinds of stuff you sent ... even mailing labels ... how fucking sad and pathetic is that? LOL

buttah: It's not a compulsory thing ... though if you send me something, it will go up on the blog forever ;)

crscntmoon: I dunno how much Canadian money it would set you back ... but you could send me the cheapest canadian denomination in an envelope with like a lipstick print on it ... or a maple leaf even ... I'll see if I can put up postage charts soon ;)

Natalia said...

Fat people are harder to kidnap

ROTFL :)

-N

DZER said...

natalia: it's true, ain't it? ;)

murphy: my dastardly plans have only begun to be implemented!!

grainne: I love the bumper sticker and the card and the fridge magnet ... you are a DOLL!! *smooch*

and lord save me from the puppy pimps!!!

DZER said...

chrissie: never again through the states with my mac stuff ... fuck the shipping on that was outrageous

and ditto ... do you promise not to open them early? hmm ... why am I even asking? LOL

sassinak said...

yeah me too
she doesn't say much but she sends things

*runs off to get a PO box*

kathi said...

Yeah, where is that puppy?? Cold little nose, puppy breath, always happy to see you, sleeps on your lap, curls up next to you in bed, loves you unconditionally...where is that puppy?

DZER said...

blondie: mwah-ha-haaaaaa ... *wringing hands together*... yesssss ..yessss ... my precious!

allison: grainne rocks the casbah

sass: p.o. boxes are coolie-most

kathi: puppy? there's a puppy hiding somewhere?

DZER said...

sugarpunk: I'll be holding my breath ;)

Oh So Wonderful said...

If I did this, can't I just walk into your office and hand my gift to you?

Or does that defeat the whole purpose?

That wouldn't be any fun 'cause then you'd know what I look like (insert thought of down-to-earth, wholesome Chamorrita here).


Wait, I can send someone in my place...*wink*


*thoughts begin to roll rampant in mind*

Deb said...

Now Kathi is on a mission......

Her brain:

***NEED TO FIND FLOWERS AND A PUPPY***

***NEED TO FIND FLOWERS AND A PUPPY***

I'm a little concerned.

I don't get this contest? I'm confused. Help. (?)

DZER said...

oh so wonderful: sure you could drop it off at my office LOL

heck ... if you wanna do lunch sometime, give me a ring ;)

deb: the contest is to send me things through the U.S. Postal Service. My mailing address is to the right. Be generous if you're rich ;)

DZER said...

chrissie: I just knew it ... *shakes head*

I should just mail the stuff in January LOL

kathi said...

I want my own contest now...the winner is whoever sends me the best thing ever...
And if you send me a new flat screen tv, forget it...you win!

dzer, deb is being mean to me. Can you put her in a corner for awhile.

DZER said...

chrissie: you were so NOT kidding! LOL

kathi: I'll put you AND deb in timeout! you two kids learn how to get along!

Oh So Wonderful said...

I like the lunch idea Dzer...but I work down in the dirty south so, it'll have to be sometime during the school breaks unless you like McKrauts...I think that's the name of that hot dog stand down in these parts which has such a quiet popularity.(:

And about the ring...I thought it was the guy's duty to get the girl a ring first?!?!LOL

Have a tropical day, Dz...