Updates, geckos and ... HNT?

OK, first things first ...

UPDATES!

• A new erotic saga is now up at DZEROTICA. I initially posted Part 1 of yesterday, but got too tired to edit and upload the rest of it — and yes, there are five parts to this piece. I hope you all enjoy it, as it's set on Guam and I use a lot of natural locales that I've been to personally over the years.

• Lots of new photos up on DZER's Guam Pics, all of which I shot earlier this afternoon. Lots of beach art and tropical foliage, designed to make all of you want to come visit my beautiful island and add dollars to our tourism industry. Oh, and to use me as your humble, local tour guide.

On with the show!

This is one of the many geckos that share my apartment. These little lizards are very cool. They eat all kinds of pests, from ants to roaches to gnats and other bugs. My aunt used to leave out saucers with fruit punch or Kool-Aid in iit — when you walked into the kitchen later, there would often be two or three geckos perched on the edge of the saucer, big eyes scanning around while their tongues would flick out to lick up some of the delicious beverage.

I've really got no focus today, so I'm going to ramble ... like that's something you're unused to here on my blog.

Here's a self portrait of me on my way into work, driving my old truck. Aren't I cool in my dark prescription sunglasses? Yeah, I know ... it's OK. Stop giggling, dammit!!

I like my drive into work because it's short. I live pretty close to the office, which means I can sleep in a bit later than most and that it's hard to be late. It also means I can come home for lunch whenever I want, whether it's to eat, watch tv or whatever. I do kind of miss my old drive, which was more like 20-25 minutes, because it was far more picturesque. But if I had to choose between the two, I would take the shorter one every time. I'm just lazy like that.

HNT time
Most of you reading this are still in your Wednesday. As of this exact moment, I'm 18 minutes away from the beginning of my Thursday. It's my sad burden to be the first person in the blogosphere (seriously, someone make me stop using that damn term!) to be showing off half-nekkid pics of himself. But I'm a large man with broad shoulders, so I guess I will find some way to live with the onus.

So you get more of the eyes, since they seem to make at least a few of the ladies get a little weak in the knees. I'm sure if I posted half-nekkid pics of other parts of my body, it would have the same reaction ... only followed by uncontrollable vomiting and/or dry heaves, so I will spare you all ... FOR NOW! mwah-ha-haaaaaa!!!

Don't forget ... click on the pics to get a larger version ... if you can handle it! LOL

And no, I didn't type ANUS, ya pervs. You will not be getting a picture of my ass, let alone my defecatory egress point. You will, however, get to look at the scar along the side of my forehead. I picked it up in a stupid fight in the 10th grade from someone's watch. I also dislocated my shoulder in this altercation after having picked the guy up pretty much over my head to throw him into a concrete wall. He slipped out and my shoulder took the full force of a blow that likely would have seriously injured, if not killed the guy, so I guess I'm lucky in that regard.

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• It is currently 81° Fahrenheit, but it feels like 87° because of the humidity. The high today was 87°, while the temperature dipped all the way down to 79° for the low! Brrrrrrr!! But just so you don't feel TOTALLY envious, we do have a 90-percent chance of rain tomorrow!