Friday, January 20, 2006

have you seen these signs ...

This is a "cheap" and easy post. Passing on funny signs from e-mail.

Give it up for Canada!


But if you really need to dance ...


Be humane, humans!


Amen, brother!

12 comments:

Alex said...

You keeeeeel us :).

Awesome signage DZer. Maybe cheap and easy, but it's very funny.

Alex said...

Suze just pointed out that I like cheap and easy, though I don't think she was referring to blog entries lol.

DZER said...

alex: glad you enjoyed them, mate ...

... and I'm with you on the cheap and easy factor LOL

kathi said...

Men....

Madame X said...

Hello my name is X and I'm a pole dancing addict.

Every time I see a bright shiny pole I MUST swing on it.

I knocked over a Lady on the subway once...she was NOT happy.

DZER said...

kathi: was that for the whole "cheap and easy" thing? LOL

c'mon ... that top sign is hilarious!


X: I figured that about you. I've got a similar problem with garters ... if I see one, I have to tuck bills in it ... makes me unpopular at weddings ;)

SignGurl said...

You know my love for signs! Those are awesome.

The only funny one I have made was for a bathroom. It said: "Please put the seat down. We know who you are."

DZER said...

jenn: I just knew that you would like them ... there was a bathroom one about the importance of aiming, but I decided not to post it. LOL

and I remember a sign in a bathroom that said:

"Please don't put your cigarette butts in our urinals. We don't piss in your ashtrays."

da buttah said...

hmmmmmm, i like church sign..mostly 'cause i'm jewish, and that's what i do sunday mornings!

best sign i ever saw at my dentists office

"cell phones are obnoxious. if you feel you have a right to be an obnoxious ass and feel you are above turning off your cell phone for a cleaning..root canals, whether needed or not, will ensue*


*and will not be billed to insurance"

if you can't tell, he thinks it's obnoxious when even in a dentist chair, people yak yak yak

DZER said...

buttah: wow; a mean dentist ... who would have ever figured? LOL

Oh So Wonderful said...

My dose of Dzer on an early Saturday morning! Ha, good times... this was too funny pare'. Leave it up to you! Thanks for the laughs. Looks like I may have to put off Central Perk for another day/time. My mom & I are going to watch "End of the Spear". Hope it's good...I'm going to compare how they made their spears with how I was taught in kindergarten, down in my tiny southern school. Hita!!

DZER said...

oh so wonderful: hope you enjoy the movie! and glad you liked the signs ;)