Wednesday, June 21, 2006

some stuff ... and the early HNT from Guam ...

I should be playing poker right now. Well, actually, I COULD be playing poker right now.

Why aren't I?

Fuck if I know. Seriously.

Too long a day, I guess. Just needed some do-nothing time.

Well, kind of ... sort of.

I do have a ton of little things to get done around here, things I've been putting off because, well, I'm a classically trained procrastinator.

I've actually done a couple of them too. Dishes are done. Trash is bagged and ready to be brought downstairs. Still need to collect laundry, which will need to be done tomorrow. Cleaned out the fridge.

Shit. Just noticed a few more dishes that have to be done. Hate that.

Still need to clean off and rearrange my desk. Put some books away. Dust a few of my many shelves. Replace a few lightbulbs.

Also, have a bunch of DVD's to watch. Just finished up "Underworld Evolution." Still left to go, over the next several days:

• "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"

• "Hoodwinked"

• "The Pink Panther" (Steve Martin remake)

• "Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio"

• "The World's Fastest Indian"

• "The Seat Filler"

• "Cheaper by the Dozen 2"

OK, enough of the boring crap.

Oh ... still no winner chose in the "If DZER Was an Acronym, What Would It Stand for" contest. Not because there weren't enough or any good entries, but because I'm a lazy fucker. :D

The Early HNT from Guam
Since I got some comments on the last picture I posted that involved my huge hands, I thought I'd do another one that gave a little more detail, as well as a better sense of scale. Note the quarter. :)

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According to the CIA Factbook, for every woman on Guam, there are 2.58 children. Boy, I bet that 0.58 of a kid gets teased a lot ;)


Natalia said...

First Biches!


Natalia said...

Ahem...other than that...that's a big hand :) Lovely.

Also, I still need to learn poker, really, like, seriously, and stuff.

I spent a few hours waching the World Poker Tour, when that college kid won. Awesome stuff. I can watch for hours, which would indicate playing would be even better. Maybe when I find some time and a willing tutor.

Oh and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang...awesome fucking flick :)



kathi said...

I loved Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. I'm a huge Robert Downer Jr fan, and he just blows this movie outta the water. Val Kilmer is pretty good too. You'll like it. It's quirky though, not the norm.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, women love big hands. Show off.

DZER said...

natalia: If you ever get the time ... I'll be your tutor ;)

kathi: I can't wait to watch it ... loved the previews ... and thanks for the front-handed compliment ... heh

Everything Nice said...

Wow what a great hand... Is that a full house or a flush?

tee hee.

Dammit you should be playing poker right now.. what's wrong with you big guy?!?!

Alright lessee I didn't get to play this the first time:

D- Delicious
Z- Zinger
E- Everyone
R- Relishes

Okay so it makes you sound like a Hostess cream snack, but damn...


DZER said...

EN: I would fill some houses ;)

and yeah ... I should have played!

and nice Acronym :)

Madame X said...

Well D, you know what they say about a man with big hands?
He has a big heart!

Suze said...

What size did you say your feet were. ;)

Happy Handy HNT sweetie ;)

JENN said...


ArtfulDodger said...

Boy those Guam quarters sure are small! :)

m_o_o_nspells said...

Hey D!
What did you think of UE? I was under-impressed but Kate Beckinsale in latex or faux leather or whatever-ya-call-it is reason enough for me to watch! ;o)
Plus, hubby and I actually liked the first one...not sure what went wrong with this one but it didn't do much for me.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, on the other hand, was fabulous. I love Val Kilmer and R.D.J. is almost always excellent no matter which side of messed up he's on. Dude at Blockbuster recommended it and we picked it up as almost a throwaway, because we had heard of it...turned out to be the far superior flick. Enjoy!
HEarlyHNT too...nice mitt! ;o)

Lindsey said... do have some nice big hands. Hmmmmm.

DZER said...

Madame X: as long as it's not oversized! ;)

suze: 15EEE ... heh

jenn: but I've already rented it! LOL

dodger: wnat some Guam money? Send me $20 U.S. and I'll send you an authentic $10 Guam note ;)

m_o_o_nspells: It was OK ... and I mostly rented it for Kate Beckinsale as well ... she's sooooo hot! heh ... and can't wait to watch "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" :)

linny: but they are suprisingly adroit! ;)

Kristen said...

You really shouldn't bother with Hoodwinked..........I was very disappointed.

Happy HNT!!!

ArtfulDodger said...

You said adroit! If you don't watch it you'll start elevating the intelligence level of the blogosphere.

DZER said...

kristen: well, now my expectation level is VERY low ... LOL

dodger: every once in a while, I have to flex my lexicon of multisyllabic verbiage ;)

Shay said...

Cheaper by the dozen 2? EW!

You and your ginormous hands can surely find something better to watch!

Happy HNT!