Wednesday, September 13, 2006

a game of "i never," some stuff, some hnt ...

Yet another collection of miscellania -- in list format, naturally -- about the DZER.

Things I’m pretty sure will never happen:
• I don’t think I will ever get married. There will never be a Mr. & Mrs. DZER. Heck, I’ll be lucky if I ever get another girlfriend again … not like there’s been all that many in my 37 years … or any in the last decade or so.

Think I can get away with throwing a “Bachelor Forever Shower,” to which I can invite selected friends who will give me presents to commemorate my terminal bachelorhood?
The woman I love and with whom I'm in love with will never love me the same way.
• I don’t think I’ll ever have kids of my own. The DZER seed will die with me. It will be up to my bruddahs -- the Missouri Savage and Air Force Staff Sgt. James to bring more George Boys into the world. Good luck fellas … get to propogating!

• I don’t think I will ever be rich or famous. If I hit a lottery draw somewhere, sometime, I have a shot of being rich (the same shot as anyone LOL), but I don’t think I’ll ever be truly famous. I think that I have the talent to possibly make it happen, but unless some fluke thing happens, I don’t think I have the drive or initiative to fully utilize my talent to its utmost and advance myself.

I do have a shot an infamy though ;)

• I don’t think I will ever be fully and completely happy. I recognize that I will have moments and times of happiness. Things, events and people will make me happy. But I don’t think anyone is always happy; it’s a impossible; which is why the perpetually cheery piss me off -- I know they’re lying.

• I don’t smoke, don’t drink, what do I do?

• I know I will never pose for Playgirl … or for any other major publication. LOL

• I will never have the body shape or looks that I wish I had. And, somehow, I’m relatively cool with that. At least, that's what I keep telling myself. ;)

• I will never be on a reality show. You're welcome!!

• I will never fulfill my dream of sitting at the final table of the World Series of Poker main event. It's a statistical improbability, given the number of people who enter every year now. But I'll hold on to the dream that, someday, I'll at least get to PLAY in the WSOP main event. Anyone got $10,000 that I can borrow? LOL

And now some other stuff:
(of course it's in list format!! I'm a habitual lister!!)
• Got a call a little earlier from my brother in the Air Force. On Monday he heads out for his third deployment to the Middle East. He'll be there till January, then it's back to England for a few more months. In April it will have been 10 years he's been in the military, and he's just re-upped.

Stay safe, brother mine ...

• My Monday golf is off. The former coworker from Japan decided to come out a little earlier, so he will be here from Thursday and leaves Sunday. Oh well ... still have golf with the godson and his dad on Sunday, and I'm sure I will be able to fit another round or two in during my days off ... unless I get super lazy.

• I rented a shitload of DVDs tonight -- "The Sentinel," "Take the Lead," "Inside Man," "Friends with Money," "Patriot Act," and the 2005 version of "The Producers." I had to rent the latter after watching the original on AMC the other night. Mel Brooks is a comic genius!! Like you didn't know that.

• I want to build a DZER-sized playground. Mostly because I really like swinging on the swings. I always have. It was my favorite playground station. Remember when you finally learned to swing yourself and didn't need any pushes? How cool was that?

But I think I liked jumping off the swings more than swinging on them. Sometimes for height, sometimes for distance. There was just something about flying through the air, that point at which you're just kind of hanging there, right before you begin falling.

I'm too big to jump now; couldn't trust my knees, ankles or leg bones to hold up under that kind of strain. LOL

• I think I'm going to drink some pepper-infused vodka now ... but I leave ya'll with this:

The early HNT from Guam!!!

just in that kind of mood ...

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Oh ... and a few more photos up at DZER's Guam Pics ... for the few who care ;)


Madame X said...

Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes!


Are you gonna watch a musical?


TequilaGirl said...

Haha! Love the pic Dz!

The swings were the bomb! I could get so high and just jump with out a thought! Now I get up there and wonder what the fuck I was thinking when I was little. Hehe!

Have a great day! :)

DZER said...

madame x: goof guilty!

and there are a FEW musicals I will watch ... "The Producers" ... "South Park: The Movie" ... ;)

tequilagirl: thanks darlin' .. and the swings were the shiznit!

Chrissie said...

That would be fun... can I come play on your playground?? Can you get a really cool slide with a hump in the middle?? I love those!

You might get married and have kids... you arent old enough to rule it out. It all depends on you dont it? I doubt your bride will knock on your door, kinda need to go find her. *kick in the ass*

I hope James is OK :o/
Thank him for me.

DZER said...

chrissie: not sure if I'm going to build a slide :P

and thanks ... but I don't think so ... and I never find nothin ...

and thanks ... I will :)

Suze said...

Just one thing would there be some TOYS?

Great shot, you look how I have been feeling these past few days.

Happy HNT sweetie ;)

ArtfulDodger said...

well, it's good that you have such a positive attitude, otherwise I fear you might sprial into a serious depression. :) Myself, I always had the legs dragging in the dirt problem on the swings, so I just concentrated on beating the other kids into submission. I am only joking about that btw, I'm just a big 'ol teddy bear.

The Savage said...

My luck in the lady department is about the same as your's Big bro.. I think we'll have to leave it up to James....

SignGurl said...

When Mr. Sign and I got married, we always dreamed of an adult jungle gym in our bedroom. I used to be good at hanging upside down on the monkey bars. Imagine the possibilities!

Spitfire said...

Happy HNT, it made me giglle like a schoolgirl...and your attitude is awesome!

I always wanted a room with nothing but mattresses from wall to wall, then again, um, craziness, mmkay?

Kristen said...

OOO, a playground with we're talking.

Lindsey said...

Cute picture!

Yeah, sometimes I sincerely doubt I'll ever get married either.

DZER said...

suze: thanks darlin' ...

dodger: you have to TUCK then EXTEND the legs!

savage: I'll let him know

signgurl: monkey bars were fun too!

spitfire: who doesn't love a gigglin' schoolgirl, crazy lady? ;)

kristen: any room with mattresses is a playground

linney: thanks ... and we can be spinsters together!

Sunny Delight said...

love the pic...tis great! love the Dzer size playground, and make sure it has big high whoopsydoosie(is there such a word?) slides....used to love the swings, now I get dizzy :(

Agree with Chissy *boots your ass* there are tons of ladies out there darlin', just keep playing, you will find each other....maybe on the golfcourse...ya never know

terry, queen dork said...

here is one way i knew my ex-husband was a jackass: he got all embarrassed one day when i hopped on a swing at the playground near our apartment.

i mean, wtf? who doesn't love playing on the swings? and why shouldn't we do it as adults? it's not like i was preventing any kids from playing...

anyway. dzer, as others have already said... you never know where life will take you. you could meet mrs. dzer any day now. maybe tomorrow.

and i think it's impossible to be "happy" all the time. i think we all have periods of happiness, and periods of... uh... not-so- happy. i think we'd have to cart you off with a butterfly net if you were happy at every moment.

good luck, brother james. stay safe.

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

You are an elk.

Or a very goofy flower.


DZER said...

sunny delight: the DZER-sized playground is a winner! and not ass booting! and have you SEEN chick golfers? lol

terry: swings were the casbah of the playground! and they rocked it!

aag: umm ... let's go with elk ... or moose LOL