the last day of vacation ...

Fucking Bleah™!

Is it almost over already? *sigh*

Not only do I have to go back to work tomorrow, but I also will go back to three days worth of work I have to catch up on -- tons of e-mail and voicemail and other stuff.

I'm actually thinking of sneaking in late tonight to get a jump on stuff ... how sick is that? But it might be better than trying to deal with it all on a Thursday.

Of course, I got almost nothing of worth accomplished during my three weekdays off.

I got a little cleaning around the apartment. Got more junk sorted and a bunch of it thrown out. I got all my photographs semi-sorted and put in plastic bags and then into a box for storage. Watched some DVDs.

Have the parts in my truck that need changing out. Will do that a little later today, when the blazing sun is gone and it's cooler.

Played no golf. Got no dirty talk. The world is still hungry and undominated. Pythagorus is still right (the bastard! I hate him!) Fridge still needs cleaning. Desk is still cluttered, most yard sale stuff still not done.

Out of the pre-vacation list I published ... 17 items in total ... only 3 accomplished ... and that's being generous to myself. LOL

Fuck it.

At least I got some time off.

Now I get to return to work all reinvigorated. Yeah. Uh-huh.

MISSED OUT
• Looks like I didn't acknowledge "Talk Like a Pirate Day" here on the blog. I did participate in a few comment boxes, but it disturbs me that I was so out of the loop on this one. My imaginary assistant has been fired.

Hopefully I will find out well in advance of "Talk Like a Renaissance French Royalty Poof Day" ... and "Talk Like a Mafioso Day" ... and, of course, "Talk Like a Caveman Frozen In Time Who Is Revived In Modern Times Day."

ANOTHER NEW DZERETTE
• Yep, it looks like the harem keeps growing, folks. Please extend a warm welcome, and several naughty spanks, to april, who is now the 26th DZERette. Yep, we now have enough for a quality flag football game. DZERettes will all be in daisy dukes and half T-shirts. I will play quarterback for both sides ... mostly so I can give all the DZERettes a chance to play center, so I can slip my hands up against their asses and give a hard count. Heh.

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